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Tutor~ Agnostic~ Charity~ Climate Change🗺 Writer~ DM for PROMOS and Ads.
May 10, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
My girl wanted to see if I can cheat on her and since she couldnt find any evidence on my phone, she and her best friend organized a set up. The best friend to try n trap me then aambie babe ndio wanifumanie. AkaniDM twitter, akatuuma thirst traps kadhaa mwalimu aka... ..pata pics in all positions. Kitu hakujua ni ati ashanitumia incriminating nudes and she wanted to trap me?😂 hapa all odds were favoring me. So I waited for babe aende Mombasa end of year party ya kazi kwao then nkaenda Westlands my usual AirBnB na nkaita the best fren.
Feb 18, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
THREAD.

Madem wa Twitter unafaa kuwaavoid sana, hear me out, LastWeek after your finest teacher finished his classes, I decided to reward myself with this booty call from a certain tweep mwenye tumekua tukiflirt kwa DM.I planned a short trip to Nairobi for Unspeakable debauchery to cure my thirst with this fine veritable cornucopia of delectable depravity and unmentionable delight. Ofcourse your finest teacher nilikua nimempromise I will dislocate her pelvic girdles and I will turn her uterus upside down.
Jan 8, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
Before having siecs with anyone please tell them in advance kama huwa unashikwa na kifafa ama ka unakuanga na special issue yako useme na mapema. I'm traumatized mimi aki.

A thread. As a soft-lifist, nlikuwa nmeamua hii vacation kabla niresume job lazima tuguzishane vikojozi kwa balcony nkipigwa na kabreeze ya ocean. Kuna huyu shawrie tulikua tumeflirt kwa muda sa nkaamua nkifika Nyali tuu hvi lazima nimfunze lessons, like the teacher I am.