Ivan Kwiatkowski Profile picture
Lead cyber threat researcher @HarfangLab. Maintainer of Manalyze, Gepetto, and writer. Trolling on a purely personal capacity.
Jul 22, 2024 7 tweets 2 min read
Do you know what all lawyers are doing right now? Reading #CrowdStrike EULAs.

Let's have a look, shall we? Such documents are super easy to find online, I put one there for reference:

Let's see what happens when something hits the fan. (It's good.) 🧵drive.google.com/file/d/1eEo_1d… 8.2: Crowdstrike pledges that it operates in a professional manner consistent with industry standards.
8.4: Crowdstrike will do its best to fix problems reported. If they can't you get a refund for whatever's left of your subscription. Image