I would like to take a quick moment of your time to talk about Derrick Evans. He is a WV delegate who was just sworn in, and yesterday he helped participate in insurrection against the United States government.
On Facebook, Evans claimed that he was there as "an independent member of the media to film history.” Hmm, that's interesting, so it was like a documentary? Like uhh Hoop Dreams or something? Neat, let's go to the video tape.
Jan 6, 2021 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
I’m so sorry I can’t figure how to unschedule posts
Nov 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This is why it’s not as simple as “why can’t we just disagree and still be civil”? This man would rather dismantle the government than accept a loss. And at least 70,000,000 people in America are desperate or craven enough to support him.
You’re SEEING IT, he’s PROVING IT, and a good chunk of us have been screaming about what this sub-human truly is from the jump.
Nov 5, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I’ve been talking with some of the scientists that built @SteveKornacki and there’s some genuine concern about structural integrity. He was NOT built to function for this long in a single session. I’m starting to notice ooze seeping from his fingernails and assorted ducts.
“Ooze” of course being a layman’s term, it’s more accurately a “probability-activated, semi-symbiotic nanolubricant” but I’m not one to throw around jargon.
Nov 5, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
im a POCASTER and im giving you permission to watch an episode of supermarket sweep. you’ve earned it
POOCASTER
Sep 4, 2020 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
Hey @AskFrontier I have had one of your lines draped across my home for 10 days after a really bad storm. There is also a hole in the roof I can't repair because of said line. After repeated calls and missed appointments, the line remains and water continues to pour into my house
I just called and basically begged for help, for someone, ANYONE to come and fix the line because of the thousands of dollars in property damage I'm incurring, and the best they could tell me is someone could probably come next Wednesday.
Mar 18, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
A lot of people are probably wondering what they can do from their homes to help the world weather this storm. I have a serious proposal for you in these trying times: Call your dumbest friend.
Call your dumbest friend and tell their dumb ass to stay the fuck at home and just stay there unless they have to leave for something actually important (the midnight launch of Doom Eternal does not count)
Dec 23, 2019 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
oops @sydneemcelroy is about to give this dude at the mall his own private ep of @Sawbones
yes you read that right, the sign says CBD “BENEFITS AUTISM”
I have answered three phone calls this week hoping they were test results on the effectiveness of my vasectomy and NONE HAVE SUFFERED AS I HAVE SUFFERED
Apr 20, 2018 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
What follows is a brief accounting of the names my three-year-old daughter Charlie has given her Hot Wheels
Starla McElroy
Aug 24, 2017 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Something I meant to mention during TTAZZ, but forgot: I hope if nothing else #TheZoneCast reminds you that you should just start creating.
We made this story that I am incredibly proud of, but when we started, we had no IDEA what we were doing. We just started making stuff.
