When you’re in a pub, restaurant, bar or café and things are out of stock, a bit slow, or generally less than perfect. Please have a little think before you kick off at the staff.

Your mate who decided they didn’t want to go back to their job driving a lorry…. They didn’t deliver your favourite beer or food… that’s why it’s not available.

Your friend’s kid who stayed at Tesco and didn’t go back behind the bar, that’s why the service is a bit slow, they’re a person down.