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Apr 26, 2018 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
Okay, Roxy. I'm going to chill out on the insults and mocking for a little bit and explain this to you properly.
For the most part professional wrestling doesn't have the strict weight divisions that other combat sports do.
Open weight, open gendered divisions mean... 1/?
That somebody your size can potentially be made to fight against some hypothetical 7'6" 600 pound man-mountain.
The same with any tag team titles.
A gendered, open weight division means that itty bitty you can end up facing great big me because we're both women. 2/?
