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I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader. 👇Check out my bot book!
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Oct 23, 2020 4 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to read over 1,000 hours of QAnon theories and then asked it to write QAnon theories of its own. Here they are. ImageImage Hey @realDonaldTrump, let me know if you want to use these.
Aug 13, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @BenAffleck, let me know if you want to use this.
Apr 15, 2019 4 tweets 1 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of musicals and then asked it to write a musical of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @Lin_Manuel, let me know if you want to use this.
Feb 14, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of porn and then asked it to write a porn of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @PornHub, let me know if you want to use this.
Jan 31, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Planet Earth episodes and then asked it to write a Planet Earth episode of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @BBCEarth, let me know if you want to use this.
Jan 22, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @TheOfficeNBC, let me know if you want to bring the show back and use this.
Jan 15, 2019 4 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of used car commercials and then asked it to write a used car commercial of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @Cars, let me know if you want to use this.
Jan 8, 2019 4 tweets 1 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of bible stories and then asked it to write a bible story of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @Pontifex, let me know if you want to use this.
Dec 21, 2018 6 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Rudy Giuliani interviews and then asked it to write a Rudy Giuliani interview of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @CNN, let me know if you want to use this.
Dec 12, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. Hey @HallmarkChannel, let me know if you want to use this.