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Jun 29, 2018 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
This saga. This story of how a blonde rat lived and died and lived and died again in this African hair braiding salon is every reason to stay and leave New York City.
So I’m waiting my turn to get braided. All of a sudden women start shrieking and pointing. I look over to see something... not sure what at first. A squirrel? A ferret? The chestnut/blonde coloring of the thing does not immediately read “rat” to me but friends, it was a 🐀