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Feb 20 20 tweets 9 min read
Anyway, wacha niongee. Social media is just a facade. Msiwaipewa pressure na anyone uku. It's not what it looks like. People going to expensive places and posting here just to make you feel bad about your life. Don't fall for it.

A thread about a scammer George Otieno. Image So, last year,while I was in school, I developed a loathing in all these NGOs in Africa. And you have been seeing my tweets about them. Fuck all the NGOs. They are the ones derailing Africa. So, what's the connection here with this guy?
Sep 26, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Mnajua carbon credits? It's a market based tool kama akina digital currency. Kuna a big scandal involving France, Netherlands na Israel. France ilibuy carbon credits from Netherlands because Netherlands ukuwa na minimal emission of greenhouse gases. Wacha niingie deeper kiasi... Carbon credits ama offsets ni permits fulani which allows certain threshold ya emission of greenhouse gases. It's a very lucrative business nowadays. One carbon credit is worth 40 to 80 dollars. So how does it work? Most countries in Africa bado iko na low emission of.
Jul 1, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
Apparently, Judy Chepchirchir is a thug. She was deported from Australia after starting her fraud there. Mimi kwangu ni personal because 40k ilienda ivo and they have been really arrogant. Wacha niwapee stori yake. All out attack leo. She forged her degree. She bought it.. ..from her namesake, who was in Moi University. She bought from another lady called Judy Chepchirchir. Her fraudulent activities ikakua traced na Australian agencies and was deported back to Kenya. She started another agency.
Mar 4, 2023 19 tweets 6 min read
Lemme release my anger just a little bit. Yesterday's news on entertainers and tik tokers representing Kenya on Food security really triggered something in me. Where did we fail as a country? Here are last years interns from the Kenyan Israeli project.

A thread. Each year, between 100-200 Kenyan students are trained in Arava region one of the most high tech agricultural zone in the world. I was part of the project. It's like a military training only that you don't have the ammunition. It's not for the faint hearted. As per the...
Mar 2, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Kama unapitia shida..vitu ubadilika. Ni shida tu saizi inakufanya usione vitu itabadilika. Tuliwailala njaa na beshte wangu Roysa after kupitia contact list zetu zote na tukaexhaust options. Ako US nko Uku saizi. Hatukuwaiona kitu kama hio. Boiz mwengine aliunda uji ya Unga ya.. ..ugali na akakunywa ivo juu hakukua na ata ten Bob ya kununua mboga na nyanya. Pia alienda US. Ni kama harudi anytime soon juu Kenya ilimpea trauma kiasi😅. So, as long as haujadedi, wewe grind. Mdomo ukauka hauna ata ya kucall msee akusaidie. It's life. As a man, you have to..
Mar 1, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Poverty robs off intelligent minds at times. It distorts your reasoning capacity and capability because everytime your mind is occupied with how you have to maneuver your way up the ladder and help your family. That's why, most students never attain their optimum because.... ..of the conditions at hand. You find a student from a well off family performing extra ordinarily well than that student from an humble or poverty stricken homestead under the same school set up because one student only thinks about studies while the other thinks about.
Feb 14, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
Men, avoid female friendships or minimize it as much as possible. These help you avoid so many things. Ladies have a way of utilizing men, especially weak men.

A thread. What I know, men can live alone without having a lady. Many ladies can never live alone and will always need a man. Nowadays it is the opposite. Men have become super weak. Ladies have a way of exploiting such men. At the end of the day, they go to the alpha men.
Feb 12, 2023 5 tweets 4 min read
Guys, I really want your help in sharing this. Does anyone know of any NGO or someone who is/are concerned with girl child education or girl empowerment? Well, I got two DMs, same story. Lack of fees but they passed well. I will share them. RT widely.

A thread. Image Scenario 1.
Mwinzi Mercy. Who is suppose to report to Bunyore girls but lack fees and other necessities. All her information is here. With school payment and result slips. ImageImageImageImage
Jan 18, 2023 10 tweets 3 min read
Guys, Equity bank and Safaricom rogue insiders are nowadays collaborating to swindle unsuspecting citizens? Well, someone's account has been swept of 200k clean on Saturday last week. Na ni fees za mtoto wake KU.

A thread. First of all, she is getting kinda frustrated from both sides because Safaricom is telling her the case is with Anti fraud unit and equity hasn't been communicating since Saturday.
Jan 7, 2023 67 tweets 12 min read
The "collapse" of the Galana Kulalu Project. What really went wrong? Well, I had a chance to talk to one of the contractors of the Israeli Based Company , Green Arava. Kenyans deserve to know the truth and I have been holding back.

A Thread. Part 1. Most of you know I have been a champion for the Revival of the project since Ruto took office because it was not possible during Uhurus tenure. Where did the former president fail in the big 5 agenda for food security and SDG 2, zero hunger?
Oct 31, 2022 20 tweets 5 min read
So, onto my threads of Mulika Ufisadi. We can all become whistle-blowers in order to move forward. The first one I will tackle is KTDA and the factories it manages. The rot in KTDA is sick!

Mulika Wezi, Mulika Ufisadi!

A thread. "Hi Kimuzi. I hope you're doing good. Do you mind doing a story/article about the massive looting and thuggery going on in KTDA managed Tea Factories? A new regime of directors took office mid last year and I tell you they'll close down the companies.
Meetings are being.."
Oct 30, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Damn Samsung really went in hard in Galaxy Buds 2 pro🔥🔥. Used Oraimo free pods for the past one year and I can say this is a major upgrade. Kwanza jwa ENC and comfortability. It's aspects include: You can link it with Galaxy wearable app. And can switch between active noise cancelation and ambient sound. I don't how the fuck this works but damn, it is impressive. Relieves pressure and increases. And offers you a space totally void of the outside world
Oct 30, 2022 16 tweets 4 min read
Lemme share some few agricultural jobs today again. RT , it might help someone. I am sharing it's links on the tweet replies. worldvision.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/WorldVis…
Oct 28, 2022 30 tweets 8 min read
I received so many dms yesterday and lemme finish up with part 2 of Tel Aviv and share all tips for getting the American Visa accompanied by telegram channels and vital youtube videos. So, 8th August, election eve in Kenya, I am in Tel Aviv. This time ready.

A Thread. incase you missed part one.
Oct 27, 2022 68 tweets 16 min read
So , I had promised you this. It will be a long one but I hope it will helpful to those seeking a visa to USA. Some few tips. If you don't like long threads, kindly ignore. A Kenyan Student in Israel seeking an American Visa. Trust me, it is interesting🤗.

A long thread. So..let's roll back a little bit. I had applied for my masters and got accepted in the state of Missouri. For you who doesn't know, whenever you get admitted, you are issued with a form called i20 by the school for appointment in the embassy. This was my chance to explore...
Sep 19, 2022 16 tweets 4 min read
Kuna job opportunities nataka kushare hapa. With links.

A thread. selfhelpafrica.org/ie/project-off…
Sep 17, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
Unemployment is the worst thing that can happen to a person. Mondays and Fridays are the same June, September and January are just the same. You exhaust all your hobbies, movies, books. You have nothing to live for. You wake up totally unmotivated. I pray for all job seekers. And those in employment will never understand why those unemployed doesn't have money. Or term them as lazy. No. Don't judge such people. Infact,be a leaning shoulder. It can be quite depressing.
Sep 17, 2022 8 tweets 3 min read
Same spot, different times. Negev desert, Israel. Israel can literally turn a desert into an agricultural hub. Check my site Kimuzi.com for more agricultural takes. I will be writing on how Israel is reversing desertification. And it is so marvelous. The crop in the above tweet is Watermelon.

They have actually turned a plain desert into an habitable place. And no, this is no Oasis. The power of Drip Irrigation. Israel is a start up Nation and a Drip Nation.
Sep 16, 2022 6 tweets 2 min read
Onto some serious matters now, after nliona list ya Uasin Gishu and commented..nkapata some info that my dilapidated corrupt county Uasin Gishu did the same. Locked out PWD and gave the senators Mistress a spot. Koti moja alikua project.

A mini thread. Image In the new Government, Dr Rutos govt, we are heavily criticizing impunity and corruption. Freedom of speech. Mandagos tentacles never left Uasin Gishu. That's why he ran for senatorial position. I decided to download the Kenyan Gazette and guess who I found out Image
Sep 10, 2022 25 tweets 7 min read
Anyway, I had promised you something since I am free. An article about Israel, A start up Nation. Since I have been here since October 2021, lemme give quick facts about Israel. Well, this is me in Nazareth, Sea Of Galilee. I never tried walking on water tho.

A thread. Well, I have compiled the whole short article on my blog kimuzi.com. Lemme first share the link and give you some quick facts about the nation
Sep 10, 2022 11 tweets 3 min read
This is why Black Twitter was mad.

A mini thread of all the atrocities their ancestors encountered.