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Taribo Saint-Maximin 🌵 Profile picture
Taribo Saint-Maximin 🌵
@King_COAK
🇳🇬. Professional Procrastinator. Multiple degrees, only somewhat educated. Poet. O.A.K '06 ❤️. .
Jan 1, 2019 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Football Twitter is terrible 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Golovin: Communist Kaka
Shelvey: Chemotherapy Kroos
Depay: Thursday-night Neymar
Giggs: Snodgrass with good PR
Kante: midfield Mo Farah
Iwobi: IPOB Zidane
Kaka: religious Ross Barkley
Wilshere: Brexit Isco Torreira: mini Eddie Guerrero, Aki & Pawpaw Busquets, Latino heat Lee Cattermole
Verrati: transgender foul merchant
Herrera: passion merchant
Naby Keita: Guinean Mo Diame
Coutinho: serious looking Matthew Taylor
Fernandinho: samba Capoue
Sokratis Papastathopoulos: Scrabble legend