While my views may be my own, my typos are someone else’s fault.
Jan 6, 2020 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Story time.
I went on a date with a marine biologist who was living in Marathon (Keys) in late January, probably six years ago now. Tall, blonde, tan, met on a Grindr, usually love story that your fairly gay mother told you about when you were sucking down your first vodka soda.