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Jan 6, 2020 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Story time.

I went on a date with a marine biologist who was living in Marathon (Keys) in late January, probably six years ago now. Tall, blonde, tan, met on a Grindr, usually love story that your fairly gay mother told you about when you were sucking down your first vodka soda. Everything went really well – went out on his sailboat, it was a bit chilly so we cut it short, nice sunset, couple of drinks, etc. Good times.

We got back to the house he was staying at and were just hanging out in the back yard, a few cocktails in at this point, playing with