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Diagolon's Society Papers /// Most of what follows is true. Please direct all complaints and legal threats to management@thegrift.shop
Feb 13, 2025 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

Presenting Mr. David George Oldham. Who recently left the Diagolon community telegram page in a hurry after we posted his exchange with Mr. T.J. Kennedy. Image
Image We can first find public record of Mr. David George Oldham in Ottawa in 2014. He was briefly mentioned in the news about marijuana use at work.

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Feb 13, 2025 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
Dearest Members of Diagolon,

One might take this opportunity to reflect on one's association with Diagolon. It is an excellent time to depart the empire.

Let us present some information to aid one in reflection. Mr. Alex Vriend deleted his telegram channel content, and the Diagolon telegram channel is being deleted.

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Jan 2, 2025 • 6 tweets • 5 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

The Southern Ontario Misters.

A notable exclusion is Mr. Luc Langevin, who recently departed the empire. Image
Image One may recall our feature on Mr. Luc Langevin.

Nov 13, 2024 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

The empire's merchandise shop is open again. Accordingly, Mr. T.J. Kennedy warrants further attention. He is more than a photographer. He has additional skills that may be of use to Diagolon.

A caution, read no further if one is under 18 or eating. Mr. T.J. Kennedy served the empire by photographing the Irricana/Calgary ball. He is an active member of the telegram channel, and the Diagolon active club project. Image
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Sep 20, 2024 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

A special #dagoftheday, a Halifax mayoral candidate! This subject of Diagolon prefers to remain humble and not proclaim his membership, an injustice this author shall relieve promptly.

Presenting Mr. Riley Murphy! Image One may know Mr. Riley Murphy from his involvement with Seaside FM. And would be none the wiser that he is an active member of Diagolon.
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Sep 8, 2024 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

Part 2, Second Sons Canada

This latest Diagolon project is financially promising. An explicitly nationalist venture with an active component.

One has previously featured the published physical standards for SSC. Image The Second Sons will finance the empire to the tune of $30 a member, monthly. Comprised of $20 club dues, $5 telegram chat subscription, and $5 rumble subscription. All paid monthly.

One recalls, subjects of Diagolon optionally join the telegram channel, about 400 at $5/month.
Aug 21, 2024 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

As Diagolon continues to lose members, let us temporarily turn our gaze to a couple of the simps. Mr. Tom Marazzo and Mr. James Topp of V4F. Neither have denounced Diagolon.
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Image Mr. James Topp has spoken with Mr. Jeremy MacKenzie, and the two met.

Aug 17, 2024 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers

Lady Candace Gonyea - Loyst is the #dagoftheday. A loyal member of Diagolon, with many connections in the empire, Lady Loyst is a social butterfly.


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Image At the Carp Ball, Lady Candace Loyst served guests from the canteen, and socialized with many.

She was already known to guests from the Vanier Biker Church, which she attends occasionally. This year she attended a marriage boot camp put on by the Vanier Biker Church.
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Aug 17, 2024 • 5 tweets • 4 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

Our youngest #dagoftheday, Mr. Joshua Alexander!

We haven't seen Mr. Alexander at events since he came of age this year. There are many hypotheses as to why.

One possibility is he is concerned about the legal consequences now that he is an adult. Image Like our most recent daily feature, Lady Daxton, Mr. Joshua Alexander was introduced to the society of Diagolon through his parents. Mr. Matthew Alexander is a member of Veterans for Freedom. @Vets4FreeCanada notably has not denounced Diagolon.

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Aug 15, 2024 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

The season's diamond, Lady Daxton McKee, is our #dagoftheday. Image For prospective suitors, Lady Daxton McKee bears an impressive pedigree. The daughter of the Vanier Biker church pastor and his wife, fellow Diagolonians Rob and Melissa McKee.

Do not allow the overbearing mama to scare you off, gentlemen! Image
Aug 14, 2024 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

Our #dagoftheday is Mr. Jonathan Villeneuve. He is best known as Mr. Chris Dacey's squire. However, he is his own person and deserves his own post.
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Image Like Mr. Dacey, Mr. Villeneuve fancies himself a media personality. He adopted stage names, Patriotsmoothie and rightblend. With custom wares!
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Aug 13, 2024 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

This week was to centre on particular Ottawa locals. That was before Diagolon aired some dirty laundry. Alas, today's #dagoftheday is Mr. James Bullock.
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Image Mr. James Bullock attended the fundraiser for Jeremy in Hamilton last year, and most recently was at the Jarvis event. As well as more intimate Diagolon events.
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Aug 11, 2024 • 13 tweets • 7 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

The #dagoftheday is a well worn face in the Ottawa circuit, Mr. Chris Dacey.

Before 2022 Mr. Chris Dacey sought fame as an adult entertainer on xvideos, under the name "Stiff Richard." One does not judge him for that.

His hypocrisy in keeping the profile and videos online right now, one does judge him for that. Image
Aug 10, 2024 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Dearest Gentle Readers,

This evening's #dagoftheday is Mr. Alexis Osorio of British Columbia. He attended recent society events, to which he brought his son. Image Mr. Alexis Osorio is an enthusiastic member of Diagolon. Image
Jul 9, 2024 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Dearest Gentle Reader,

The season's first event was a slow start to the marriage market. If anything, it likely destroyed a relationship, but I digress.

Several men in society are looking for that special someone. And ladies, though few, seem eager. Young Daxton McKee, though busy with the canteen, engaged the affections of one young man who was an appropriate age.

She is the diamond of the first water, because she was slinging those water bottles with as much grace as one might muster. Image
Jul 9, 2024 • 20 tweets • 6 min read
Dearest Gentle Reader,

Members of Diagolon attended Carp for the season's inaugural ball. The first in a themed series of the "road rage terror tour." Which I am dismayed to report, was disappointing.
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Image The hostess did her best with what she was given.
The ballroom was tastefully, if simply, adorned with themed decorations. Attendees were greeted with a lovely floral arrangement, well organized front desk, and a charming security attendant.

Beyond that, vulgarity.
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