Lain Kaplan 🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍⚧️Black Trans Lives Matter Profile picture
TESOL professional, academic, Magic player. Trans AF. Pronouns are she/her. Fash begone.
Aug 21, 2022 26 tweets 5 min read
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Dear trans people who found out today about Judaism’s positing of eight genders,
If you think Judaism sounds like a thing that might work for you, that’s cool, you are welcome to inquire, but Jews have a VERY DIFFERENT perspective on applicants than Christianity. If you want to become Jewish, this isn’t just joining a congregation, or changing your religion, conversion involves being brought into a semi-closed ethnoreligious community, and we don’t actively seek out new members. We used to. It didn’t end well for us. We’re not over it.
Nov 13, 2021 29 tweets 6 min read
A short thread on my reactions to alleged Hanukkah merch. All comments will be in the sound I make when I see them.

Aaaaah! Image Actual non-lighting non-menorah:
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Nov 11, 2021 39 tweets 31 min read
@lura_groen @Jurgan15 @Pr_JT_Sipf DM sent. Knurd is a literary concept proposed by Terry Pratchett as the opposite of drunk. It is an state of altered consciousness which is not sobriety. If drunk is 10 and sober is 0, Knurd is -10. @lura_groen @Jurgan15 @Pr_JT_Sipf It is a state that some people attempt to reach by drinking extremely strong coffee, and some people go through life in a constant state of it where they are at -2 as a norm, and they don’t relate to people easily as a result.