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@NTReviewPod. Also on BlueSky (same handle). PhD New Testament, Duke. Follow for New Testament, theology, crochet, pop culture, excessive cat documentation.
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Nov 6 13 tweets 3 min read
There is a widespread belief in evangelical churches that women can buy male character and leadership on layaway.
Let me explain what I mean.
When men are being hateful, rude, lazy, passive, nutty, and generally awful and particularly to women, you might hear women say “hey, when Image you do that you drive women away. Stop it.”
Then the response is, “if women would stop taking leadership roles, stop being in public, stop being in charge, stop having jobs, marry and have babies and stay home with kids, then men wouldn’t be like this!”
And this is psychotic.
Nov 5 10 tweets 2 min read
Not to overpronounce based on one election, but I think some reasonable internet-versus-election hypotheses.
Here are some things I don't believe turn out midterm voters and probablynot even four-year voters.
1) "We can't exclude the groypers/redpill/manosphere/Nazis/etc." Sure you can. They're creepy freaks and they don't have any friends in real life. You can totally ignore them. There's not even that many and the ones that exist are useless.
2) "People want to see politicians getting along." No, they don't. You might, if you work in DC.
Nov 3 9 tweets 2 min read
So, my read on the Allie Beth Stuckey TPSUSA thing, if anyone saw her getting chewed out.
I think this is where the evangelical movement trying to get men in the door at all costs has gotten us. The new ideal of the evangelical man is a little boy.
The problem with audience chasing and specifically chasing a young male audience is pretty clear now. If you look at the landscape of right wing and evangelical media for men right now, it's increasingly looking like a race to the bottom. People have figured out you can get more listeners than the other
Oct 29 22 tweets 4 min read
Okay, here's why I don't like A Little Life.
I think it is incredibly frustrating when a book set in contemporary America shows a distinct lack of awareness of "how things work."
Especially if you're going to be telling a graphic, ostensibly believable story.
There's a lot of sequences in A Little Life that sound like the author had a vague awareness of how things work but didn't bother to look stuff up.
That's lazy at best, but if you're trying to portray real social problems it almost gets cruel.
For example:
Yanagihara knows that kids in foster
Oct 13 12 tweets 3 min read
I’m not even saying this in a mean way, I’m just saying this in a cultural way.
This is not what retired evangelicals are like.
White American evangelical culture highly values self reliance and independence, or at least the performance of it.
White evangelical grandmas didn’t grow up with other women in church taking care of their kids. They would balk at the idea they should start now.
Go to any big white evangelical church in the US and start asking the retirees if they will regularly drop in and provide cleaning and childcare to
Sep 14 4 tweets 1 min read
You know, one positive things I actually can say about Kirk is I can't imagine that he would want a database of people to track people who failed to praise him effusively enough after his death on pain of losing their livelihoods. I actually don't think threatening people into complimenting him was the kind of thing he invested his time in.
The witch hunt, if you look at the posts, has fully moved into trying to get people fired for insufficient grief or suspected insincerity when they say things
Sep 11 8 tweets 2 min read
I don’t like bringing this up because we don’t know who did it and it doesn’t excuse violence either way.
But Kirk got his start by making a list of private citizens for supports to harass.
Remember the professor watch list?
I strongly favor civil dialogue but I truly am struggling to think of a single person who has consistently modeled it.
I think the fantasy is much more along the lines of “monopolized chaos.” The dream of the day where WE are doing the attacking, but no defending.
That’s not peace. That’s not civility.
Sep 6 13 tweets 3 min read
1/So, thinking about the economic news/price increases, and how this will impact how people see Trump.
My honest answer is "it won't."
I was definitely one of those people who followed all the NYT think pieces about trying to get out of my bubble and build bridges in 2016. It's been ten years. At this point, I think there's only three kinds of people who still really like Trump.
I’m not talking about low information, low participation voters who voted for him in Arkansas and didn’t really think about it because they didn’t think it mattered.
Aug 19 10 tweets 2 min read
I think one odd aspect of Christian apologia for passages about wives in the NT that rankle is that we actually really overplay the oppression of women in the first century outside of Christian contexts.
It's obviously not entirely wrong but there's still a fair amount of data showing women doing things like initiating divorces, arranging their own marriages, and managing their own financial affairs.
In my last article I tried to not overly play the role of the "Rome apologist" but I do think a flattening narrative doesn't really serve anyone well.
Aug 14 10 tweets 2 min read
So, two things to note.
1) When you look at the full context, there's a curtain in front of her. The guys don't know what she looks like. That's not a variable here either way.
2) The comments of "women have been lied to their whole life about what men want, we don't care about their hobbies or interests" are, I really hope, representative of Twitter guys only, because that is grim.
If you aren't interested in your girlfriend's hobbies, job, or interests... then what do you care about?
"Does it vagina?" Yes, I'm sure she vaginas, but also if your plan
Aug 9 4 tweets 1 min read
I also think it's worth noting that whatever you're calling "Christianity" in the US basically rolls over completely every 10-15 years.
When I was a kid *the* Christian hangup was the objectification of women on TV and ads that sexualized them.
Now it's that women aren't sexualized enough.
See also the frantic effort to eradicate dating in the 2000s, now replaced with the fear that boys aren't getting enough sex.
Jul 28 8 tweets 2 min read
One historical myth I think has surprisingly long legs is the idea that for most of human history marriage was between a very young girl and a much older man.
We kinda get that idea laundered to us even through fantasy (Game of Thrones did this a lot) but the reality is just way more complicated in the west.
Yes, in the Roman Empire, you do see some urban records of older men marrying younger girls, but that was usually in contexts where those men's primary sources of income were estates they owned that were run by slaves or lending.
Jul 24 8 tweets 2 min read
First, this story is horrible.
Second, I think what's even stranger about Trump is that in Trump's case, people usually have to repent on his behalf.
Trump can't actually bring himself to say "I did something awful but Jesus forgives me," so someone like Franklin Graham has to go out and say "Trump did something awful but he's so incredibly sorry and has asked Jesus for healing and cleansing." Then Trump strenuously denies he ever did such a thing if he's ever asked about it.
This has happened like nine times.
And, it's more than enough for MAGA
Jul 22 16 tweets 3 min read
Off the top of my head, here's a list of ideas in Eddington that Eddington is 100 percent right about.
1) Some people who think they aren't racist, are racist and just haven't thought about it yet (A number of supposedly enlightened characters are incredibly quick to blame the town's only black guy for a murder.)
2) People who are more interested in personal gain than their convictions are extremely easy to draw into and out of ideological movements (Brian goes from performative protestor to right wing politician).
3) More societal change is driven by
Jul 20 5 tweets 1 min read
Another thing about the Mary-Joseph thing as I'm blogging about it.
One of the arguments I've also seen flying around is that men would usually be older than their wives in the ancient world, so the idea of Joseph being an old/older man is historically plausible.
1) Sort of. The pattern of girls marrying men ten-fifteen years older than them tended to be more of an urban phenomenon. In rural areas, though, wives and kids are workers. There's not really a normal rural channel to go work into your 30s and save up for a house so you can take
Jul 19 23 tweets 4 min read
So, real quick, here's a list of things that are never stated in the Bible but often assumed when it comes to the "Jesus's siblings were all older half-siblings from Joseph's first marriage" thing.
1) "Joseph was much older than Mary." No. No ages are given of either Mary or Joseph, though Mary was probably in her teens if this was her first marriage. He doesn't appear in sequences in later part of Jesus's life where Mary appears, which has led to some speculation that he was dead. If he was dead, though, this doesn't mean he died in his 80s.
Jul 12 8 tweets 2 min read
Yeah so Trump is all over these and is extremely incriminated. If his story is that the records were made by his enemies and we need to all move on, then I think it's pretty straightforward what's in there.
Why didn't Biden release it? Same reason Biden didn't fire Garland - the Image sense that the civil, decent thing to do, which the voters want to see, is everyone getting along. And, almost certainly some people personally close to that administration were also implicated/other favors were called in (Clinton, Andrew, maybe Gates.)
Jul 1 8 tweets 2 min read
Couldn't get all these comments in one screenshot so unfortunately I'm just retweeting this guy.
Anyway - a few years ago when I reviewed Beautiful Union, one thing I kept running into is the fact that the agricultural metaphor for human reproduction isn't just biologically wrong, it's that it actually does some really particular work to devalue motherhood -- and in fact, when you look at early Greek texts, this is ALWAYS how it functions. (One seed v two seed theories, look it up).
The one-seed agricultural metaphor posits that sperm is like a
Jun 21 9 tweets 2 min read
I keep thinking about those studies like "65 percent of women under 30 are depressed" or "70 percent of college students are depressed" and I keep thinking there actually has to be some element of privilege there because everyone I know knows someone who would be called "depressed" if they were a white woman.
"Depression" is a state of affairs where you actually can pursue treatment options or talk about how you're feeling to manage your symptoms.
For guys who barely made it through high school and sit at home all day because there's no
May 21 20 tweets 4 min read
Okay, I'm just going to put this out there as some free advice for people:
It's not good for a movement to have the stereotype that its members are all dumb hysterical psychos.
It's almost never completely true but if you put together some really unflattering images of public demonstrations and social media presence, some of you are definitely more of your own worst enemy than others.
And this is just something I want to put out there for people: When you are arguing for something, whether it's on the phone to your state legislature or to your
May 19 14 tweets 3 min read
Okay, so, let's break this down.
Adriana Smith is braindead. That means there is no chance of recovery. She has no function in her entire brain, including the brain stem.
That means that all functions that keep Adriana alive are entirely artificial. Heart,
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f… lungs, hormones -- it all has to come from doctors. This isn't a coma. She's not unconscious. She's dead - except for machines.
When Smith died, she was nine weeks pregnant.
Now, the situation is that she is being kept on all those machines, against the wishes of her family,