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Trump the Tragic Braggart
Lived beyond his means,
And frolicked in the dressing rooms
Of teenage beauty queens.

Little Vladik Putin
Loved that rascal Trump
And brought him cash and prostitutes
And other fancy stuff.
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Together they unraveled
Putin’s favorite enemy,
The country well known far and wide
As "The Land of the Free."

Noble kings and princes
Paid cash whene’er they came.
The emoluments clause was simply lost
When Trump roared out his name.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.
—Gore Vidal Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.
—Gore Vidal

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
—Milton Berle Donald Trump is a problem solver the way Godzilla is a city planner.
—Trevor Noah

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
—Kurt Cobain Meanness is incurable; it cannot be cured by old age, or by anything else.
—Aristotle

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.
—Upton Sinclair It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
—Carl Sagan

Here is the truth: The Earth is round, Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11, Elvis is dead, Obama was born in the United States, and the climate crisis is real.
—Al Gore The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk. And even more—if more should be required—the future of human civilization is at stake.
—Al Gore

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
—George Bernard Shaw In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
—Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want to give the devil a nervous breakdown, just get up every day and see how much good you can do.
—Joyce Meyer Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
—Mark Twain

A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.
—Alexander Hamilton Give all the power to the many, they will oppress the few. Give all the power to the few, they will oppress the many.
—Alexander Hamilton

Here is the truth: The Earth is round, Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11, Elvis is dead, Obama was born in the United States, and the climate crisis is real.
—Al Gore The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk. And even more—if more should be required—the future of human civilization is at stake.
—Al Gore

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
—Whoopi Goldberg Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
—Winston Churchill

Away with the dotard; to the jail with him!
—William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew (Act 5, Scene 1) The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
—William Shakespeare, Henry V (Act 4, Scene 4)

It’s been obvious from the very first moment he stepped onto the political stage that Donald Trump is a racist. And that racism is at the core of his political ideology. It’s not a side dish. It’s the main course.
—Seth Meyers It’s hard to calculate the damage that President Trump’s overt racism and almost daily attacks on black and brown people are having on the fabric of our nation.
—Susan Rice

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
—Jack Nicholson Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
— Rep. Earl Blumenauer (D-OR)

There is no distinctly American criminal class—except Congress.
—Mark Twain

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
—Will Rogers

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
—Milton Berle How can one person be on the wrong side of everything in history?
—Trevor Noah, 09/25/17, reacting to the Dotard’s NFL rant in Alabama

Donald Trump is a problem solver the way Godzilla is a city planner.
—Trevor Noah

I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
—Kurt Vonnegut Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
—Kurt Vonnegut

You never realize how important character is in the presidency until you have a president without it.
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) I again appeal to the President-elect of the U.S. Donald Trump to show leadership on this issue by abandoning his position that man-made climate change is a hoax.
—Frank Bainimarama, Prime Minister of Fiji, which has already been severely affected by rising sea levels

Corruption is simply crime without conscience.
—George Richard Marek

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
—Lord Acton When people treat corruption as a routine part of the process, you have something far worse than wrongdoing or moral failing. You have a political cancer that breeds cynicism about democratic government and infects all of society.
—Edward Brooke

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese to make U.S. manufacturing noncompetitive.
—Donald J. Trump, Nov. 6, 2012

Trump's got the attention span of a gnat on meth.
—Rick Wilson I again appeal to the President-elect of the U.S. Donald Trump to show leadership on this issue by abandoning his position that man-made climate change is a hoax.
—Frank Bainimarama, Prime Minister of Fiji, which has already been severely affected by rising sea levels

Things that inspired Trump’s voters:
* Birther Movement
* Calling Mexicans drug dealers and rapists
* Mocking a reporter’s handicap
* Calling on Russia to hack Hillary’s e-mail
* Name-calling
* Insulting McCain's war record
* Advocating war crimes
* Doubling down on proven lies Also:
* Insulting a Gold Star family
* Access Hollywood tape
* Saying he'd only accept the election results if he won
* People who showed up for his announcement turned out to be paid actors
* Ridiculous border wall
* Racism
* Climate denial
* Refusal to show tax returns

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
—Harry S Truman

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
—W. C. Fields If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
—Napoleon Bonaparte