I audited 50 Miami dental practices on Google.

Only 6 were doing it right.

The other 44? Getting crushed by technical SEO.

Not reviews. Not photos.

The stuff your marketing guy has never heard of: 🧵 ->1 CITATION DISASTER

I ran a citation audit on all 50.

Average practice had 47 errors across directories:
→ Wrong suite numbers on Healthgrades
→ Old phone numbers on Zocdoc
→ "St" vs "Street" inconsistencies
→ Duplicate listings cannibalizing each other

The top 6? 100% NAP consistency across 80+ directories.

One wrong character tanks your local trust score.

Google can't trust what Google can't verify.

Google just flipped the whole game upside down.
AI Overviews everywhere now.

Eating up the entire screen before anyone even sees your listing.

Old SEO playbook? Throw it out. Seriously.

I had a client ranking #1 for 2 years straight. Traffic dropped 30% in 6 weeks.
Ranking didn't change. Google just stopped sending clicks.

Panicked call at 8am. What do we do now?

Took me 3 months to figure out the new rules.

Here's everything I learned the hard way 🧵 First thing that hit me nobody types keywords anymore.

Best plumber Houston? That's dead.

Now it's why is my water heater making a banging noise at night or how much does it cost to fix a leaking pipe under the sink.

Full sentences. Real questions. Like talking to a friend.

And guess what Google's AI loves to pull answers from? FAQ schema.

Started adding FAQ schema to every single location page. Real questions people actually ask. Not made up corporate nonsense.

Within 60 days that same client started showing up IN the AI Overview. Not under it. Inside it.

Traffic came back. Different source. Same money.

Parasite SEO for Local Business

You Can Do This for $0

You don’t need to hire an SEO agency to rank higher.
You can do Parasite SEO and build free links that help your Google ranking.

It costs $0 if you do it right.

Here’s how local business owners can use it step by step. 👇 Use High-Authority Sites for Free Posts

Write short articles about your service on trusted websites that already rank on Google.

Use 👇
-> Medium
-> LinkedIn Articles
-> Substack
->Quora Spaces
->WordPress. com
-> Google Sites
-> Notion Public Page

Each of these sites already has power.

Write 500–800 words about your service (like “Best Cleaning Service in Sydney” or “Top Dentist in Miami”).

Add:
One link to your website
One image
2 FAQs
Share it once on Reddit or X for fast indexing.
Do 20 posts in 4 weeks.

This is what winning looks like!

It took us 290 days to reach the #1 position on Google Maps.

But if I were to start from scratch, I could do it in 150 days.

Here’s a full thread on how it’s done. ⬇️ #1 Get Local Citations

Citations are mentions of your business name, address, and phone number on other websites.

Why do they matter

More citations mean better rankings
Google trusts businesses with consistent information
Helps people find your business easily
Get listed on

->Yelp
->Yellow Pages
->Local directories

Alert: Small Business Owners 🚨

Your Google Business Profile is one step away from being permanently removed from Google.

[A full thread 👇] In the past few months, I've seen many Google Business Profiles get suspended, and a few permanently removed from Google.

I received a DM from a guy who runs an HVAC company, and he told me his Google Business Profile had been permanently removed from Google Maps.

I've helped 32 local businesses reach the top 3 rankings on Google Maps.

Here are the 4 steps I used 👇

Save this for later! Get a Quick Audit and See How Much We Can Improve Your Local Business 👇

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My 5 Steps to Outrank 90% of Competitors on Local SEO

Save this for later👇 #1 Dedicated Service Pages 🛠️ Create a separate page for each service

E.g., for Joe's Handyman Services

🔧 Plumbing Repairs
🔌 Electrical Installations
🎨 Interior Painting
🪑 Furniture Assembly

🚨 New Grey Hat Techniques for your home business GBP 🏠🔍

Try these on your Google Business Profile:

1️⃣ Use primary keyword + business name
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