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Sep 4, 2024 20 tweets 6 min read
Is this Server vSAN ESA Compatible @HPE DL360 Gen Edition! A BOM Review 🧵 Image First off the key things we want to focus on are:

What's on the BOM:

"HPE ProLiant DL360 Gen11 8SFF x4 U.3 Tri-Mode Backplane Kit"

"HPE 15.36TB NVMe Gen4 High Performance Read Intensive SFF BC U.3 PM1733a SSD"

What's not on the BOM:

SmartArray/RAID controller
May 28, 2024 10 tweets 2 min read
It's time for @vmwarevsan mailbag

I got a quote from <Redacted> and the regular server of the same exact build as the ready node was 10k more. The parts/bom are 100% identical aside from the vSAN ready node identifier in the one quote?

No, you do not have to use the RN SKU when purchasing for vSAN ESA but be aware of the following:core.vmware.com/blog/support-r…
Mar 18, 2024 17 tweets 3 min read
Customers get really angry when they discover servers they bought are not supported by the newest vSphere/OS release:

A 🧵
Warning, it may get 🌶️, and anger some vendors…

Here’s how to get the best bang for buck when buying servers: Buy the newest cpu generation. Yes someone may sell you an Ice Lake (2021) in 2024. No, you shouldn’t buy it. Even for a discount. Emerald rapids will get you 3 more years of Microcode updates and chances at OS/HV support.
Feb 26, 2024 19 tweets 4 min read
Morning vSAN Mailbag:

𝘔𝘺 𝘕𝘝𝘔𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 "𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?

A 🧵 Me: Why do you think it's slow?
Ohhhh You see LOW IOPS on the back end!
Let's address this one... Image
Nov 20, 2023 25 tweets 6 min read
Let's talk about RFPs for server hosts, and why I hate them but how you can do VMware related RFPs better... When I see some AWFUL design or purchasing decisions, I don't always know why, but I can generally assume terribly written, no context RFP was involved. Let's try to fix that!
Feb 23, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
It's Tax Season and for my Tech Worker friends who sold RSUs last year, I need to BEG YOU not to just blindly copy your 1099B/C from @etrade into TurboTax unless you want to overpay the IRS 🧵 On the 1099B/C from your broker you'll see $0 Assigned as the cost basis for RSUs at vest. You'll also find the Box 12 comment "Basis not reported" which is the root of the issue. This is why the cost incorrectly says zero. Image
May 11, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
It's time for a 🧵on Boot devices. No we are not talking about SD cards, instead we are going to talk about encryption and security of boot devices! One trend lately has been to use PCI-E attached RAID controllers for a pair of M.2 SATA/NVMe devices that boot the server. Example Dell BOSS (Great option!). One challenge is these controllers often lack encryption support.
Mar 8, 2021 18 tweets 4 min read
As I lay in bed I can’t help but think…. LAG/LACP/MLAG/Bonding links to hosts is a bad idea for anything you care about that much. (A thread) Why are deploying it? Odds are it’s possibly not delivering what you think it is.
Sep 19, 2019 12 tweets 10 min read
@valb00 1. Scammers spoof random numbers. They don’t generally actually transmit a DID they own so ANI miscategorizes it. @valb00 2. They commonly grab out of service numbers. I’m sure some poor sap drafts these but also sometimes they do use ones people own. @mpuckett259 had this happen.