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The greatest story ever trolled! Trollmaster General of the DC Gulag. Soldier, union rep, actor, comedian & journalist. Political prisoner for 1,064 days 🇵🇷 ✝
Oct 8, 2024 14 tweets 5 min read
🧵 The idea there were "gangs" in the DC Gulag is fed-planted. The DOJ used its informants like Ronald Sandlin, Jon Mellis, Jake Lang, etc to sow division in the jail, then as a self-fulfilling prophecy they'd leak information to be published as hitpieces in the mainstream media, which would then of course be cited by the feds in court filings.

@realPFP @Julie_Kelly2 @GeriPerna @FreeStateWill @NotRadix @CajunQueen43 @ReffittNicole @Mink_Badison @ScottFairlambJ6 @the_cats_meowww @KashLeeKelly1 @JeffClarkUS Ronald Sandlin, inside the DC Gulag, openly stated he was contacting the feds to tell them that we were "radicalizing" him with the satirical memes and cartoons we'd draw on the tables in our spare time.
Aug 22, 2024 4 tweets 5 min read
🧵 Behold, January 6 community, your false gods - informants and conmen!

Most rats in the DC Gulag after January 6 had two main qualities: 1) They lied about and snitched on you, 2) They lied about themselves to get rich; "Snitch'n & Grift'n" described the bizarre reality that some in the Gulag with us not only tried to sabotage our cases but actually wanted to be celebrities and financially rewarded for their betrayals.

The inmates who were the least deserving of the public spotlight were the ones who got nonstop interviews, had a foot in the door with the Gateway Pundit, etc. But there was one snitch who in some sense beat out the rest in terms of his brazen dishonesty. No, I'm not talking about Jon Mellis or Jake Lang, surprisingly, but Troy Smocks.

Smocks was a career criminal and snitch, sure, but he was also a perpetual stolen valor imposter. He lied about military service more than Tim Waltz. Smocks pretended to be a US Army Colonel in order to win the trust of the J6ers inside the DC Gulag, as a third of us were vets. The problem was he didn't know what the hell he was talking about half the time, and we all figured out he was a pathological liar.
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One of the most hilarious things about Smocks' stolen valor, or perhaps the most disturbing, was that he tried to convince other veterans that he had actually served with them. Troy Smocks told Jeff McKellop, for instance, that they served in the same unit overseas, which is impossible. He told Jeff he served in Africa. He told me he served in Korea. He told others he was in Iraq. Meanwhile he's also said he retired from the Army in the 80's. There's no possible way to reconcile all these lies chronologically, especially at his age and with his fake rank of Colonel.
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Jul 4, 2024 4 tweets 8 min read
Happy 4th of July, everybody! Wanna talk about the Star-Spangled Banner? Story time! 🧵

January 6 defendants from the DC Gulag are known for singing the national anthem every evening. I'm actually asked occasionally if I was aware of this. Of course I am. Because I helped start that practice.

Most people have no idea how the national anthem tradition began with J6ers. Some people try to take full credit for it, sometimes when they weren't even in the jail with us at the time. It was a gradual development that actually stated before we even got to the DC jail.

I, @MetalMikeCurzio, Patrick McCaughey III, and Jeffrey Sabol started singing the national anthem together, in January of 2021, while in transit with the US Marshals. I'd include Jake Lang in this but he could only remember the first line, "Oh say can you see", and would fake the rest by humming (he spent more time trying to get us shot by the cops than singing).

We'd sing the anthem in the early mornings as we froze on tarmacs ready to board Con Air. We'd sing it in the back of buses and vans being moved from jail to jail. We'd sing it somewhat tongue-in-cheek, as it was the anthem of the government keeping us in chains. But more importantly, we sang it to inspire hope in each other, and as a show of solidarity.

And on more than one occasion, the guards who'd transport us would smile or noddingly approve, even admitting they would've ended up like us had they not been working on January 6. We'd been transported to Oklahoma, then West Virginia, then Virginia, before finally arriving in DC. Sabol and McCaughey were held back in Virginia for a few more weeks but would eventually reunite with us in the "Patriot Pod" of C2B. #J6 #Fedsurrection

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We continued to sing the national anthem in C2B. Before it gained the structure it took on, being sang specifically at 9 PM EST, it was sung sporadically throughout the day from our cells in solitary confinement. @MetalMikeCurzio, a professional singer, was great for this, as his voice was loud enough to penetrate the entire pod. Otherwise, we'd have to sing into our door cracks.

The anthem at this point served two purposes. First, it was still for uplifting others when there were only a handful of us together, randomly hitting people with inspiration during their isolation, and at just the right time. But it was also ceremonial, and served as a final farewell which we'd collectively sing whenever an inmate was released on bond. If someone got bail, we'd sing the anthem to them as they walked out the door to freedom.

Eventually it was structured so we'd sing it at a specific time. Different people wanted different times. I considered mimicking military base life and going for 8 AM, but singing that early was incompatible with jailhouse courtesy. Richard Barnett, on the other hand, wanted to sing the anthem at 6 PM, but that made less sense. @J6ssicaWatkins, Guy Reffitt and others agreed to 9 PM. This was reasonable because it was basically "lights out" time. Even after the jail opened up after Covid, this was right around the time the second tier of inmates would be going back into their cells from recreation.

Before the anthem tradition became a large public phenomenon, @Julie_Kelly2 was the first person to make note of what we were doing. She and my aunt @realPFP connected fairly early in 2021, and I was able to relay this by phone. Many may not realize this, but Julie Kelly and PFP made the first recording of us singing the anthem. If you listen to it carefully, you'll notice differences between then and now.

We never used to yell, "STILL THERE!" like people started to do later on. That's something that developed later for whatever reason. Some people kept trying to put weird spins on the anthem instead of just singing it normally. The longer we were in C2B, the slower people seemed to sing the anthem, which was exhausting to sit through. lmao

Some of the guards were perfectly fine with the singing and even showed respect for the anthem, either listening closely or even standing up from their desks. Others, however, were assholes. One night we were singing as many patriotic songs as we could think of, not just the anthem. We were on "God Bless America" when a guard came in and told us to "Shut the fuck up". @ScottFairlambJ6 politely replied, "We're just singing 'God Bless America'" to which the officer replied, "Fuck America!" The guard then opened Scott's cell and threatened him. We wrote grievances but as usual the jail didn't care. Scott would often gather people together to sing. #J6 #Fedsurrection
Jun 12, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
I've warned people over and over again for 3 years. @JakeLangJ6 is a federal informant and an anti-Trump agitator working off time with the feds. The government already accused him of creating a militia immediately following January 6 in 2021. Another J6 defendant had Lang's militia in his paperwork. Lang spent his time inside the DC Gulag trying to entrap myself, all the veterans, and the Oath Keepers into joining a militia, proclaiming ourselves "proud seditionists", and plotting the violent overthrow of the US government.

He helps the DOJ and media promote the insurrection narrative nonstop. Everyone he's connected to glows in the dark, either being controlled opposition media assets or those connected to three letter agencies. Don't be stupid. This will be a repeat of the Wolverine Watchmen trap. If you care about your countrymen, warn everyone you can about the next Michigan fednapping-style plot. Do not fall for this bullshit, especially right before the election. #J6 #Fedsurrection
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Apr 7, 2024 14 tweets 25 min read
Ok, let's try this again with more rest and less typos.

Why would Gateway Pundit try to push General Flynn into holding an event with an informant like Jake Lang who hates President Trump, didn't vote in 2020, and tried to sabotage criminal cases for January 6 defendants in the DC jail? Of all J6 defendants this seems like the worst way to represent the interests of J6 defendants.

I think that this is a very desperate move to give Jake legitimacy, proving I've scared Lang and his handlers with what I'm revealing to people. So I'm going to reveal more about the birthday boy. Story time!

Before Jake Lang was turning over evidence to prosecutors and making millions of dollars while pretending to be a political prisoner, Jake was a bum. Does that sound harsh? Jake was a failure at a lot of things. A failed musician, a failed salesman, a failed marketer, a failed social media influencer, and so on. If someone were to take this clown's life more seriously than I am about to, they'd spend days digging up dozens and dozens of failed businesses, ponzi schemes, laundering operations, etc. Here's as clean a summary as I can provide, though certainly not exhaustive.

If you ask Jake about himself, he'll say he's a "serial entrepreneur". Let's see about that. Here's one of Jake's million Instagram accounts:

Now the question is... what was "Paid2Save"?
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What Lang actually means when he says he's a "serial entrepeneur" is that he's spent his entire adult life lying and ripping people off while pretending to be as successful as his wealthy father whose money he would squander on drugs and prostitutes. The only times he's ever actually marketed a product, it went nowhere. Case in point, one of his oldest "ventures"...

Paid2Save ca. September 13, 2014 - 2017



It is here we see his famous app nobody's heard of, Paid2Save. If that sounds like a ponzi scheme, that's because it IS a ponzi scheme. "This is more than an app." Yes, Jake, this is more than an app. This is a ponzi scheme. Literally, as per its own poorly made ads by your friend in California. "Totally cool", indeed. Has anyone who's paid Jake money saved on anything but critical thinking? #J6 #FedsurrectionJAKELANG.net
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Apr 5, 2024 6 tweets 5 min read
I never met Jacob Chansley. He got moved from the DC jail right before my initial quarantine ended. I think he needed to be moved to Virginia because of a dietary requirement or something. I won't accuse him of something without evidence.

But as for Lang, correct. Most of the solitary confinement Lang endured was due to his own behavior. In fact, a lot of the solitary confinement WE ALL had was due to Lang. Lang got us locked down several times for inciting riots. Half the pod wanted to kill him. Literally. I didn't like Lang, and sometimes in my weakness I pitied him, but ultimately I didn't want people hurting themselves or their cases by putting their hands on this idiot.

I had to draw upon my experience as a union rep to draft a "Constitution" for pod C2B. We signed it and Lang begrudgingly signed it last, with Robert Gieswein and Julian Khater as the witnesses. All the infighting within the January 6 community ultimately originated from Jake Lang ruining other people's lives, sabotaging their cases, keeping them from their families, and trying to get rich and famous while informing on others. #J6 #FedsurrectionImage Jake got us locked down during the "Justice for J6" protest late 2021 too. He planned it with a fellow snitch, Jon Mellis, with the help of Randy Ireland and Matt Braynard. Nobody asked us. Trump called it a setup. It was. Lang disavowed Trump all day #J6
Jan 15, 2024 5 tweets 2 min read
This fed told me he was caught with cocaine and ecstasy right before January 6. He didn't even try to hide it. He bragged about it, actually. He was my cellmate in the Northern Neck Virginia jail and wouldn't shut the fuck up about his degeneracy. Said he had pending charges across several states, even domestic violence and stalking an ex. The guy is a rat who's spent 3 years doing interviews nonstop from "solitary confinement". That make any sense to you? Me either. #J6 #FedsurrectionImage Remember that junkies were turned into informants for January 6 to help uphold the 18 USC 1512 Obstruction charge used against #J6 defendants and now President Trump. It was planned in advance.
Dec 29, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Funny story, I met Lazar on FCI Fort Dix. I recognized him as the guy taking orders from Ray Epps. He was not supposed to be on my side of the prison. He conveniently appeared to introduce himself while I was at the commissary. He was fishing for information. I made him mad by... saying that normal defendants were set up by a bunch of antifa in costumes. He got super defensive. He then tried to earn my trust by telling me what a great patriot Jake Lang was. He acted like he didn't know me but I tricked him into admitting it. "Oh yeah, you guys had beef."