Murdo, Sula, Skye’s dad. Founded @bromptonfoodmkt & @highgrangedevon. Usually cooking on 🔥 ‘Mackay is an unusual animal' Fay Maschler. Mr @happyprojectldn
Jun 5, 2020 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
I have huge privilege. I am white, middle class, straight and a man. Basically the winning lottery ticket in life. My parents were both teachers - they fought when I failed the 11+ to get me into a local grammar school and succeeded. I had music lessons and rugby training
and good teachers and drama at school and I had unerring love, support and guidance at home. We went on holiday to Devon to my grandparents or camping in Brittany. I never felt hunger or loneliness or despair. I waltzed into a decent uni with average A level grades and had
Dec 22, 2019 • 11 tweets • 4 min read
You know how I smoked, then cooked over night in cider, my 3.5 gammon from @farmisonUK? Then glazed it with a cider, mustard and clove syrup- basting it every 10 mins until it was burnished rich mahogany?
Well the fucking dog has just eaten 3/4 of it. Prick.
So we’ve got no glazed ham and any minute now the dog is going to puke and shit all over the kitchen and also he smashed the stupid expensive plate it was on.
Christmas is cancelled. Stupid dog.
