THE INEXPERIENCED COUPLE

After their first night as a married couple, Anthony and Mary developed a phobia for sex. Anthony wouldn't allow Mary come close to his penis after an accident she caused that left him in the hospital for 1 week and in pains for a whole month

A THREAD [Day, The couple's home]

Mary's Mum.

Mary, this is your second month in marriage oh, and you're still carrying pad upandown, are you not tired of spending money when pregnancy can hold the tap in between your legs?

The Player.

Pamilerin falls sick whenever he spends two nights straight without a woman on his bed. He was a male prostitute; anything in skirt was a target and he continued like that until he targeted the wrong skirt.

A THREAD [Day, Bar]
Femi

Pamilerin my guy!! Just yesterday I saw you with 3 different girls, you're sure that your destiny has not been used like this?

Lemme just say this right now, if my sister ever greets you, please don't respond oh.

THE BLOW

Ade is everybody's editor; his own kind of freelance writer is free. Ade has been writing for years now, hoping that one day he'll blow but what keeps blowing are his phones and laptop chargers.

Not entirely fiction.

A THREAD Ade was home alone one evening so he decided to follow his friend to church. When he got there, everyone was speaking in tongues and Ade was confused. He tapped his friend and asked "Wale, what's going on here"?

THE FORCED BREAK.

It was a vigil and Rebecca wanted to sleep at home but her mother was more concerned about fighting her village people, so she forced Rebecca to join her in the battle.

A THREAD Rebecca's Mum

Rebecca!! Rebecca!! The time is almost 9pm and you're still sleeping, so you think everything that's happening to us is normal? You won't pray at home; okay, follow to pray, you're doing like the chief guardian of sleep.

A COSTLY ROMANCE

Akin finds love for the fifth time under 4 months and he stubbornly doesn't want to let this one go. His new crush Abike lives on the same street so he started putting on his nice shoes to run minor errands but trouble followed this crush.

A THREAD Dolapo
Guy, why are you staring at that girl like you've been jazzed? You're even licking your lips like a dog, Iyama! See eh, she's way out of your league bruv.

Akin
Way out of my league? You see this babe, I'll definitely shag her. You wan bet?

THE LOST THRONE

[Bell rings continuously]

King’s hand
Tell the queen to get the princess and the young prince to the second gate. There's a horseman waiting there, make sure the queen is dressed in common clothes.

A THREAD. No escorts, just the queen, the princess and the young prince.

(Narrative)
The Servant rushes to the queen who had the young prince in her arms and the princess on her lap. He relates the message to her and went ahead to gather things for their long journey.

FISH BRAIN

After taking more than enough alcohol, John's mouth was running faster than Usain Bolt. He quickly left the house to go visit his friends but his highness doubled as he was welcomed with weed.

A THREAD It was a cool Sunday evening after John's sister's birthday. She threw a small party and asked their neighbor (pastor) to make her some local wine with almost no alcohol because she'd be inviting her church members.

MAGGIE AND HER FAMILY.

Margaret, a daughter from a polygamous home shows that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. She has made it her purpose in life to find any available guy and ride him like a crazy Danfo driver until she met Alex and everything changed.

A THREAD Maggie
Bisola, you needed to have seen this guy; very cute, tall, smells nice and extremely intelligent. His eyes were damn sexy and you know what melted me? The way he looked at me, Chai! I had to dry my pants when I got home. I think I'm in love babes.

THE FIRST TIME.

Back then in the university, Bayo a virgin had this friend called Elvis who was a public penis. They met in their first year and until his third year when Elvis almost ruined Bayo’s life, he remained a virgin.

A THREAD. They were in school one cool afternoon when the demon in Elvis decided it was time to expand its franchise.

ILL FATE

Lawyer
>Mr Deji, if you're found guilty I'm not sure of what the judge's verdict will be, but its either you'll be away for life or it'll be death by hanging.

MrDeji(Scared)
>Ah! How did I get myself into this whole trouble!

A THREAD.

#mblacktrib3fridaystories >The economic downturn in the country affected everyone, millions of citizens lost their jobs even those with the most secured employments. The prices of goods skyrocked and more poor citizens were made in just a few years.

THE SCUM.

Moji(Quivering & Moaning)
>U..U..Uche, please promise me you'd never lea..eeeve me..(A loud pitched scream follows with a tight grip on Uche's head as he moves his tongue deeper whilst stretching his hands over his head to softly caress her hard nipples)

A THREAD Alex
> This sun is killing me. Why in God's name will you ask me to come stand with you under this burning ball? See guy, I'm leaving.

Uche
> Chill small na, she'll soon pass. She walks through this route every day by this time to grab launch from work.

THE LAWFUL CRIMINAL.

He cried out to the judge who wasn't wearing a scarlet robe, but was rather carrying a gun with both hands faced at him in a trembling voice:

" I'm a student of OOU; I'm not a criminal Sir"

At this point, hard guy was in tears and very scared.

A THREAD. Ola (Shouting)
> Mum!! Mum! The admission list is out and I've been admitted!!!