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Sep 29 5 tweets 1 min read
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. (1/5) Suddenly,a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? (2/5)
Sep 27 4 tweets 1 min read
For the first time, the BSF is deploying laser-equipped anti-drone technology & anti-drone guns along the Int'l Border with Pakistan at 30 spots in Punjab.

The new system can shoot down & jam the intruding drones that are being increasingly used to drop weapons & drugs. (1/4) BSF has identified sensitive areas where such anti-drone measures are being activated. The anti-drone guns can be manually handheld or fixed on a vehicle. These are capable of neutralizing a flying object from a distance of around 2,500 metres. (2/4)
Sep 23 8 tweets 2 min read
PFI Thread: How NSA Ajit Doval planned mega crackdown on PFI terror links👇

- NSA Ajit Doval held several meetings with the police officials of Kerala to act against the PFI operatives during his visit to Kochi for the aircraft carrier commissioning.

Key Highlights: ... (1/8) •Doval was working on the instructions of Amit Shah

•The ops was planned 3-4 months in advance in consultation with Islamic leaders

•The meetings with security agencies were conducted with the same level of confidentiality as was done b4 the abrogation of Article 370 in J&K
Sep 22 4 tweets 1 min read
Kerala Police, in a big revelation, says that PFI has detailed maps sketches and photographs of the homes & neighbourhoods of each RSS & BJP member in north Kerala.

This is for assassinating them at 24 hours notice. (1/3) The PFI had appointed "Area Reporters" who scout the neighbourhoods where their targets live. They draw the easiest route to the homes of RSS & BJP members

Kerala police got this information from a pen drive they recovered from a Popular Front member who killed RSS member Sanjit
Sep 20 4 tweets 1 min read
Uttar Pradesh Waqf Board now claims historic Chandrashekhar Azad park in Prayagraj. UP Waqf Board backed the illegal construction of mazars & mosques on the premises of the public park. Waqf board claimed that the mosque has been in existence in the park for about 200 years (1/4) A local says that ‘devotees’ offer prayers, candles and flower petals at the Mazar. “It is an illegal construction. Although part of the Mazar was damaged, but the Muslims put up a tent to keep it operational” (2/4)
Sep 17 5 tweets 2 min read
Hyderabad Shocker: @Swiggy's Muslim delivery executive, SK Amer, stab Shiva Prasad to death after fight over delayed order. Sai Sri, who is a distant relative of the house owner Bhaskar, ordered sweets from a store in Banjara Hills to hand over the package at Golf Edge Apartments It was raining heavily and the delivery executive, Sk Amer took a wrong turn as he was not able to see the directions on his phone screen clearly and went in another direction towards RTC Crossroads. (2/5)
Sep 16 4 tweets 2 min read
Love Jihad: Six people arrested from a hookah bar in Budaun, Uttar Pradesh

Arbaaz, the hookah bar owner, used to allow only Muslim boys & minor Hindu girls to visit the bar, then intoxicate Hindu girls & have sex with them. (1/4) Arbaz used to ask Hindu women to register their identity & mobile numbers in a book & then used to share the details with his Muslim friends.

Those muslims then used to record videos of the Hindu girls & used to blackmail them to get more minor Hindu girls. Watch the Video (2/4)
Sep 11 8 tweets 3 min read
Tamil Nadu Waqf Board claims ownership of a Hindu-majority village, registrar asks villagers to obtain NOC from the board to sell their own land Follow @MJ_007Club for more news and updates and please help me increase my reach. Har Har Mahadev 🙏 #Gyanvapi case verdict tomorrow.
Sep 11 5 tweets 1 min read
Underage Marriage:

Little Billy & Lucy are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy's father to ask him for her hand. Billy bravely walks up to him & says, "Mr. Smith, me & Lucy are in love.
I want to ask you for her hand in marriage"

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing. Mr. Smith replies,"Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?"
Sep 10 6 tweets 2 min read
A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope & listened to the duck's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly & said, “I’m sorry, your duck Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead” replied the Vet

“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something”
Sep 5 6 tweets 2 min read
A report by Bank of America Securities India say that between 1950 & 2015, 🇮🇳 built only 4,000 kms of national highways, taking the total length to 77,000 kms in 2015

However the NH length will cross 1.8 lakh kms registering a growth of 133% by 2025, a huge growth in 10 yrs time When it comes to the rail network, the nation had only 10,000 kms of rail lines in 1950, which rose to 63,000 kms in 2015. But it is slated to touch 1.2 lakh kms in 2025. Thus, Indian railways will see around a 90 % increase in its length.
Sep 2 10 tweets 2 min read
Interesting times ahead 👇

Germany's energy saving rules come into force.

In response to rising energy prices and dwindling oil and natural gas imports from Russia, Germany is launching a set of binding measures to reduce energy consumption nationwide. Here's what this entails: In Germany, prices for gasoline and public transport surged on September 1st, as government subsidies expired. The price for natural gas — which half of all households use for heating — and for electricity has skyrocketed and food prices are affected by rising inflation.
Sep 1 4 tweets 1 min read
Supreme Court takes serious note of violence against Christians; asks MHA to seek reports from States including UP, MP, Haryana, Karnataka and Odisha on alleged attacks on Christian community.

Milords barn must have been filled with ample "rice bags". Hallelujah!! SC granted 2 months to conduct the entire exercise, which includes registration of FIRs, arrests, status of investigation & the chargesheets filed.

Miya-Lords D.Y. Chandrachud & Hima Kohli said that it can't form an opinion on the veracity of allegations made in the plea.
Aug 31 7 tweets 2 min read
Haresh Solanki (46) tries suicide coz wife, kids ‘brainwashed’ to convert; 5 Muslims booked

5 M's were booked for abetting suicide of Haresh from Deesa in Banaskantha, Gujarat, for allegedly brainwashing his wife & children to convert them to Islam & separate them from him (1/7) FIR regd against Aijaz Shaikh, his father Mustafa Shaikh, uncles Alam Shaikh & Sattar Shaikh & cousin Sohil Shaikh. According to Rajesh, his brother Haresh consumed poison after his wife Chandrika Solanki, daughter Neha Solanki & son Akash Solanki left him a few months ago (2/7)
Aug 31 4 tweets 1 min read
Sharad Pawar demands complete withdrawal of Air Conditioned local trains in Mumbai and Thane cities.

This MC has always problems with all good things and developmental works. Sharad Pawar said, “Working class, middle class & laborers are mostly affected by AC trains. This problem will not be solved by canceling one train. This is increasing the pain of common people. AC local should be closed and public transport should be made available”
Aug 30 4 tweets 2 min read
Muslim journalist Simab Akhtar working for News4Nation in Bihar, justified murder of Ankita, calling it a casual sexual affair with Shahrukh Hussain.

After his Facebook comments went viral, he has been expelled from the job in News4Nation. In the past, he has called:

- His Holiness Dalai Lama, a terrorist

- PM Modi, a murderer

- Dead Palghar Sadhus, RSS terrorists ImageImageImageImage
Aug 21 7 tweets 2 min read
India vs China - An Interesting Small Thread. Do Read, Retweet, Share & Follow 🙏

Indian military satellites, Rukmini and Angry Bird, positioned right over the Chinese spy ship in Srilankan port is flooding the ship's receiver antennas with "Secret Intelligence Data" (1/6) Chinese Prez "She" Jing-Ping has already fired the Chinese military expert who gave him the idea to send this ship to Sri Lanka to collect intelligence signals because the plan is doomed. (2/6)
Aug 19 7 tweets 2 min read

April 2021:

✓ At the peak of second wave, Manish Sisodia used Covid as an excuse and issued orders to waive Rs 144.36 crore licence fee of the liquor cartel without Cabinet approval. May 2021:

√ Sisodia got the Kejriwal-led Cabinet to take a decision authorising him to make changes in the liquor policy.

√ When LG flagged this, the Cabinet withdrew its earlier decision. But Sisodia's earlier decision benefiting the liquor mafia continued to be implemented.
Aug 19 9 tweets 2 min read
Rohingya Controversy Update:

MoS (Home) Ajay Kumar Mishra's reply to Sisodia on Rohingya issue:

Delhi Chief Secy chaired mtng on 29 July in which MHA Director & FRRO were invited. They informed that India is not a signatory to the 1951 UN Convention on refugees & 1967 protocol MHA and FRRO said all foreign nationals, including Rohingyas, who enter into India without valid travel documents are treated as illegal migrants & dealt as per the law. UNHCR cards or refugee cards are not recognised by Indian law.
Aug 13 15 tweets 3 min read
Thread: ED's extended interrogation of Sanjay Raut is based on strong evidences.This would be MVA's death knell. Apparently,action has begun in the National Herald case after 10yrs. Mother-Son got bail in 2015. Investigations were done meticulously. Not a single leaf was left out Mamta Banerjee, Kejriwal & Hemant Soren are also in ED's list of inquiry

Mamata sensed it 6 months ago. Her fight with Governor Dhankhar was on the point that he's demanding the files & was studying in detail to figure out exact corrupt practices of the Education Dept of Bengal.
Aug 11 4 tweets 1 min read
A rogue seagull ripped off a man’s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden.

Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs & dropped in for a tasty snack. As he dozed on his patio in his home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.

He woke screaming in agony and saw the bird flying away with one of his ‘crown jewels’ wedged in its yellow beak.