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#LongLiveAkhumziJezile Welcome. We're all about peace, laughter, mutual respect and most importantly, kindness here. 📍Bookings: mablerhbookings@gmail.com
May 6, 2022 12 tweets 9 min read
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There is a brand new South African drama coming to @NetflixSA. What is it about? All I can say is "behind every great fortune is a great crime". Let me introduce you to the main characters of #SavageBeautyNetflix (without any spoilers 😁) Image Meet the Bhengu family. The family behind a major player in the cosmetic industry (Bhengu Beauty). They are rich, filthy rich. Its actually disgusting. All of SA's socialites and celebrities come running when they call. Let me take you through who is who... #SavageBeautyNetflix Image
Oct 5, 2021 10 tweets 4 min read
THREAD: During the space with @MsLeloB last night, @alphi_sipho asked how to minimise a hangover, how to look fresh and avoid gaining weight from alcohol. I answered BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE & RESEARCH and I was asked to make a thread. So here we go... 1. To avoid weight gain, be strict with what you eat on the days that you will drink. Eat at least 2 hours before your first drink. Reason: The moment alcohol enters, your digestive system focuses on it and most of your food gets stored (as fat). Therefore, DO NOT DRINK & SNACK.
Nov 19, 2018 9 tweets 2 min read
THREAD: Imagine if the top South African political parties were siblings in a Black family... ANC: The first born. She's widow since 1998. She runs family meetings. She has a catering company. Has more money than everyone but has been to court countless times because she is always involved in dubious schemes. Believes everyone is jealous of her. Drives a Range Rover.