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Madeline Grant
@Madz_Grant
Telegraph columnist and Parliamentary sketchwriter. Subject, not citizen
Sep 9, 2022 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
'It's what she would have wanted', a thread

1. Cutting back tomorrow's weather forecasts for the Queen 2. Cancelling children's fun-runs for the Queen Image
Jul 24, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Deeply irritating when someone gives away the book's ending. 200 pages in, 450 pages to go, and one of the major plot questions has been blurted out. Almost as bad as that time Dad slagged off the big twist at the end of Murder on the Orient Express on grounds of implausibility "Don't worry darling, it's impossible to guess who did it and it doesn't really make sense anyway" YES BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT DAD
Jul 23, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
#ReclaimtheNight Best mate, scenic walk, couple of tinnies, giant severed head. The perfect afternoon
Jun 29, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
*Beats chest*

"But where goals?" *Throws banana at wall*
Apr 12, 2021 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
If venues wish to impose them that’s their right, in my view, but I think Matthew Parris misses some important points here

He assumes they *are* needed, but why, when vaccine take up has been extraordinarily high and we were told that alone was the route out of lockdown? I’ll be getting my jab when offered, because it’ll bring us nearer herd immunity, not because I am esp concerned about my own risks from covid. Uncomfortable with the idea of doing it so we can exclude the very small number who, for whatever reason, don’t wish to be vaccinated
Apr 10, 2021 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
So ignorant on racing but it’s not the same to watch without a bit of skin in the game. Who should I bet on? Went for Potters Corner for Rowling reasons, Taking Risks because I shouldn’t be betting on stuff I don’t understand and Jett for a mixture of Gladiators and Alan Partridge #hoofundsyou
Mar 23, 2021 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
The @Telegraph paywall is down today, and I wanted to reshare a few of my favourite pieces from the last year.

Firstly, this quite tricky-to-write article about mental health and the return of old demons under lockdown telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/11/0… On Meghan, Harry and the echoes of Jackie Kennedy's Camelot myth in THAT interview telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/03/1…