Cregan Stark’s treason lawyer 🐺 half of @learnedhandspod ⚖️ I’ll die so people can be fuck ups and still find mercy 🚀 she/they
Sep 8, 2022 • 8 tweets • 7 min read
Many people have been asking ... what is up with the sexy paintings or tapestries in the Red Keep? Do they show Targaryens FUCKING DRAGONS? How many of them are there?
Yup. And they're ALL OVER Targ private rooms and unofficial common areas.
A BREAKDOWN. #HotD
The earliest, clearest depiction of sexy dragon time come in the first episode, in the tapestry above Aemma's bed during her death scene (yuck). Her room has at least three separate pieces of orgy art. The one with the most clear dragon-sex is above her bed.
Sep 7, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Viserys Targaryen wants to be a great king but doesn’t even remotely have the chops. He is a dude who can hardly carry a tune who picks BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY on karaoke night, and then gets trashed when he doesn’t get any compliments.
Making the lords accept a woman ruler is politically difficult! Viserys is not doing any real work to secure Rhaenyra’s claim! He is getting drunk and telling people off who disrespect her in one moment and publicly scolding her the next. We can’t rule by mean tweeting people!