The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret is a podcast in which we read, recap and discuss every book from the #Discworld series. Hosts: @joannahagan and @francibambi
In honour of the Great Man Himselfs birthday - how would Discworld characters spend their birthdays?
Granny can't be having with this, she's not one for fuss. But oh, aren't those some nice old clothes.
(The bees sing to her, early in the morning)
Feb 14, 2021 • 16 tweets • 2 min read
It’s Headcanon Sunday!
What are the Discworld characters doing for Valentine’s?
The Luggage presents Rincewind with a mangled rose. He is... concerned.
Mrs Whitlow decorates the breakfast tables with heart-shaped confetti. Ridcully tactfully praises it. The Chair of Indefinite Studies miserably picks it out of his eggs. The Bursar sticks pink paper hearts to his face.
Apr 15, 2020 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
Wednesday headcanon thread: What are the #Discworld characters stockpiling?
The librarian: peanuts. Everyone else has stockpiled bananas on his behalf.
Rincewind: Potatoes which he will, regretfully, end up throwing at whoever's chasing him.
The luggage went out and stocked up on *something*, but we don't know what and quite frankly we're too afraid to ask.
William de Worde has stockpiled Sacharissa’s favourite kind of pen because she won’t write without it.
Apr 8, 2020 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
How #Discworld characters would cope with lockdown:
Rincewind - has been hiding under the bed for the last few years anyway.
The Luggage - hibernating.
The Librarian - has locked the doors to the library after panic-buying bananas.
Granny Weatherwax - is furiously bored and bored of being furious at them what won’t stay home. Borrowing A Lot.
Nanny Ogg - Hitting the Scumble in the tin bath and insisting her daughters-in-law leave dinner on the porch, knock and back away.
