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May 13, 2025 14 tweets 3 min read
I met briefly met a white girl from Johannesburg, South Africa a while ago & asked her about living there.

The things she considers normal are so batshit crazy that it sounds like fiction. It's one of the most dystopian places I've ever heard of 🧵 I asked where her family lives. It's basically "prison as gated community" but you're keeping people out instead of in. Tall, thick concrete walls topped with barbed wire or electric fence with armed guards. Here's one in (according to her) a safe neighborhood: Image
Mar 4, 2025 14 tweets 3 min read
Did your mind jump straight to a golden dating opportunity?? Me too. Hold your horses, Tonto.

Slavic women might be an escape from Western fatties, but they bring a set of challenges that you may not be ready for.

Here's a few things I've learned from dating Slavic girls 🧵 Feminism was rejected at the Eastern European ballot box. Therefore Slavic women are proud to look good.

They take care of themselves, stay slim, and dress up, even if it's a short trip to the grocery store. None of that Walmartian "sweatpants and bed hair 24/7" style.