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May 12 10 tweets 1 min read
Multiverse was fucking epic, even if the bootleg wasn't perfect. At least I'm not getting covid. If you didn't like it you're wrong.
May 12 10 tweets 2 min read
It's also nice when you get a badass awesome superhero. Red Scarab is fucking AWESOME.

Like my heritage is Irish and if they used Irish mythos to make a superhero, I'd want them to be badass not a cringy lucky charms motherfucker.

I like the fact that actual Egyptians were involved in the process, and the actress is also Egyptian-Palestinian
May 12 13 tweets 2 min read
OKAY SO REAL QUICK BECAUSE I'm getting high and while I want to discuss Moon Knight it's hard to do episodically esp after the show is done.

BUT THE TWO GOLDDISH I see a lot of people asking 'what's that about'

So... First, the show handles DID okay. It's not a MH issue I want to talk about. I dislike when fiction plays with real MH issues for a trope. And that's been most representation in fiction, even when people try.

They handled it well enough. The only thing you need to take away from
May 12 4 tweets 1 min read
Just talked to my father, who's in his early 70s.

We can't talk about Roe. Because he got so angry, even he was like 'we can't talk about this.'

He never thought he'd see this day. And he told me about the bad old days.

Including one bad day where he and his brother... had to rush a girl they knew (who was dating and eventually married a friend of theirs) to the ER.

She'd had a botched back alley abortion and almost bled out.

Another girl in the projects died.
May 11 4 tweets 1 min read
Aid to Ukraine, and aid to other countries has NEVER come out of the mouths of the American poor and to pretend so is a vile play of disingenuous horseshit.

Lack of funding for social programs, education and vaccination...isn't due to foreign aid.

Never has been. Never. The VAST river of cash we give to others?

Is a tiny sliver of the overall pie.

And those who wish to misdirect you into rage at the OTHER instead of actually looking at the real problems?

Are intentionally lying to you.
May 11 6 tweets 1 min read
Subtweet...but important talk. Let's keep this a subtweet because it's not about anyone specific...

except you and me in a time of troubles.

And oh ...we got troubles. I wasted a lot of time today putting a certain dilweed over my knee and playing 'Mama spank'.

You enjoyed it, I find a certain level of enjoyment in it.

But its a merry-go-round luxury. We spent our nickel, but where have we been?
May 11 6 tweets 1 min read
Project for today Image I'm going to water down modpodge and coat it with playsand I have left over from Darwin
May 10 4 tweets 1 min read
I haven't even had coffee yet, this is what I get for rolling out of bed and checking twitter. Also if like me you love cold brew?

I can't recommend Stone Street coffee highly enough. I get no kickback for recommending them

May 6 13 tweets 3 min read
Darwin news. blep blep blep (gecko tongue). I'm high as balls btw too.


We've had Darwin with us now for just over a year. EEE! And he was a year-ish when we got him. His hatch date is my birthday. :) And a couple of weeks ago there was a shift with Darwin.

I felt like he finally realized I was not a predator for him.

And over the last couple of weeks that's solidified. It's a big shift in our relationship.
May 6 5 tweets 1 min read
May 5 16 tweets 3 min read
There's a metric fuckton of abortive recipes, potions, etc.

Why so many? Well...many of them did indeed work, but at great risk.

TL;DR it's interesting history but do not attempt.

Also many abortives also depended on what you could acquire locally.

And again, ANCIENT PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID, people are people are people. They were not stupid or any more stupid than we are, they just had less accumulated knowledge or access...sooo they very much knew...
May 5 13 tweets 3 min read
Had Darwin out for a bit, which he tolerated quite well and I enjoyed, then I had to push it too long and also started lightly stroking him...

Darwin did not enjoy that.

Interestingly, when he fires up completely? He gets REALLY dark with a LOT of black. When fired down He gets extremely pale. Not white, though there's a lot of white to him, but just very pale like a washed out stick or old bone.

As far as what firing up/down means to a gecko?

No one is sure. There's speculation.
May 5 16 tweets 2 min read
Uh, this is going to be wildly unpopular.

But when people talk about abortion pre modern medicine?

It's largely a shit show

The most common successful form of birth control in history has been infanticide. Also why MAAAAANY cultures do not immediately infer personhood on an infant. It's usually about a week-ish.
May 5 9 tweets 2 min read
Only if it's not consensual.

There's more I have to say on this in the next tweet. It's important so stick around.

There are people who like to struggle, protest and even say 'no no please don't' during sex.


So how do you negotiate that and navigate that SAFELY?

You have conversations PRIOR to sex about what you both want, limitations, etc.

May 5 6 tweets 1 min read
The right celebrates Kyle Rittenhouse who's sole accomplishment in his young life was killing people with a gun he hid from his Mommy.

That's it. That's....literally it. And they'd love to find a place in politics for him based on his accomplishments.
May 4 4 tweets 1 min read
Darwin's wormies won't be here 'til tomorrow. They're shipping today.

He also did something really wizard in terms of camo/hiding. I wish I had a pic to show you but ...I'll describe it.

So he's on his log, and he's positioned himself under and slightly to the side of a vine while being extremely dark in his coloration under the light (usually he'll have light patches that look like lichen or moss).

He was pretending to be the vine's shadow. I ONLY found him because of his tail.
May 4 4 tweets 1 min read
This is old, and I'm not bashing this author let's be clear.

But this is wrong.

The best way to prevent unwanted pregnancies? We know already.

Economic freedom for women. Period.


This doesn't prevent all unwanted pregnancies nor am I suggesting such.

But the data is OVERWHELMING that when women have economic freedom, they marry later. They have children later. They have FEWER children.

And everyone has a better life.
May 3 4 tweets 1 min read
Dear ones.

Today is not the day to play devil's advocate. Today is not the day to seek for nuance in 'well they equally believe their position is morally right'.

If you find that you're able to 'both sides' shit, it's because you're not in danger from either side.

So shhh. Because those who do that, are often people who have very ill intentions. They're not sincerely playing devil's advocate, they're trying to muddy the water. OR soft sell evil.

I know that's not anyone I'm addressing because ...you'd not be here reading this.
May 3 4 tweets 1 min read
vintage Darwin (and the boston fern I killed) Image Image
May 3 5 tweets 1 min read
Back around the time of Trump, Amy and I talked about whether we'd stay or go. I have obligations...among other things...that necessitate my decision to stay. The 'among other things' is stubborn rage.

No, you move.

However, that said? I told people to prep then.

I also told more than one of you that when the jump moment came, I would tell you.

It's now.
May 1 21 tweets 4 min read

So let's talk about this term, as it was previously used. And why it's revival isn't just evil against LGBTQ+ people but extremely harmful for the issues of sexual abuse and child abuse. And oh gosh all the trigger warnings and content warnings. This is a yucky topic.