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Jul 28, 2018 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Signs that the book you're reading was written by a man:
A female character, who has been described as wearing "close-fitting" jeans, is given an envelope with $500 inside. She puts it into her front jeans pocket. Then she sits down comfortably.
The scene ends w/her making an unreciprocated sexual advance to the guy who gave her the money-- because, the author notes, "the money had clearly set her juices flowing."
I'm thinking she just wanted to take off the damn jeans. #whenmenwritewomen
