Since Crystal Dynamics, Amazon, and Netflix want to ruin and erase Lara Croft's legacy, I wanted to start a thread to remind everyone of who Lara Croft actually is. This is her original and real biography 🧵 NAME: Lara Croft
NATIONALITY: British
BIRTH DATE: February 14, 1968
BIRTHPLACE: Wimbledon, Surrey
MARITAL STATUS: Single
BLOOD GROUP: AB-
HEIGHT: 5' 9"
WEIGHT: 9 st. 4 lb.
VITAL STATISTICS: 34D 24 35
HAIR COLOR: Brunette
EYE COLOR: Brown
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: 9mm handgun

🚨 New Tomb Raider game Leak/ Rumor from a VA casting script 🚨

- Codename Project Jawbreaker
- Grounded tone w/ fantastical elements
- Casting authentic British VA, 30's, 5'6", athletic
- Lara is experienced w/ years of "protecting artifacts" and adventures

🧵 (cont'd) - Familial drama left behind
- Lara's adventures reached tabloids/ media and inspired a new generation of Tomb Raiders
- Lara Croft struggles with loneliness now
- Lara encounters a mysterious cataclysm she cannot face alone so she works with a team of Tomb Raiders

I modified the meme ***** this is just a joke y'all 😂

I've noticed more improvement at the gym in the past 3 weeks than I have in like 6 months prior. What did I change? Upped my protein.

If you listen to anything I ever say, let it be this: up your animal protein and you will get stronger and leaner faster than you can keep up I eat 130g animal based protein minimum, and often times upward of 200g. Eating pounds of meat a day. Cutting fat, clothes are looser, strength is drastically higher.

For reference I weigh 115-120 lbs

Super Bowl with big brudder 👦🏻👧🏻 One of the first thing he says, "Melonie I saw Quartering talk about you AND you were on The Critical Drinker's channel! KEEP THIS UP!"

He's subbed to both of them and he was so stoked 😂

Some lines should be drawn, but as a whole, as girl gamers we can't get butthurt every time a guy talks some smack. Roasting is a big part of any competitive space. We're gonna get gatekeeped out of gaming if we can't hang

Just dish it back or let it go, it ain't always misogyny Guys usually talk to each other A LOT worse than they talk to us. They will literally beat the crap out of each other then be friends 5 minutes later. Most times it ain't that deep.

Note: this isn't about anyone specifically and I'm obviously not referring to extremes

Being an introvert is living life on hard mode

Just to clarify, I'm not referring to gay men when I share this. Some of my besties are fem gay men 💖

I'm perfectly ok with some things not being inclusive. Not everything has to be for everyone. I'm not mad about things that aren't made with me/ my taste in mind. That's ok, because some other things are.

It feels weird to me that this is a hot take. Maybe it's not though 🤷‍♀️ I don't want this taken out of context, I do like some inclusive things, & in entertainment like gaming I do love to see a variety

But if something is created that isn't my style (eg: too hard/easy, no female characters, etc) I can either see if I like it or play something else

Often times when the original Lara Croft comes up in discussion, people are quick to say that she was created for the "male gaze." I'm making this thread to clear the air on this misunderstanding, which mostly comes from those who didn't play the games tbh 1/? When Tomb Raider was created, women lead characters were almost non existent. The very idea of making the main protagonist a woman was a risk. At the time, we had Metroid with Samus as the lead, but what made her "safe" was that until the end, the player thought she was a man