We don’t mean to sound possessive, but let’s talk about how to make last names plural.

The plurals of last names are just like the plurals of most nouns. They typically get formed by adding -s.

Jill and Tim Smith→ the Smiths
the Clarence family→ the Clarences If the name already ends in s or z, the plural is formed by adding -es.

the Fernandez family → the Fernandezes
Mr. and Mrs. Jones → the Joneses

For Names that end in y, you only need to add an s to make them plural

the Daley family → the Daleys

The plural of ‘attorney general’ is ‘attorneys general.’

This is because ‘attorney’ is the noun and ‘general’ is the adjective.

It’s not an attorney that’s a general in the military.

It’s an attorney with the most general jurisdiction. Words where the adjective appears after the noun it modifies are called ‘postpositive adjectives.’

notary public
poet laureate
professor emeritus
court-martial

These words all seem….official.

Why?

For no reason at all, here is a guide to British noble titles:

‘Prince’ comes from the Latin word that literally means “one who takes the first part.”

It shares its ultimate Latin root with words that denote firstness, like ‘principal’ and ‘prime’ and ‘primary.’ By tradition, only those born into the royal family can use ‘prince’ or ’princess.’

Even though many people refer to ‘Princess Diana,’ the title of ‘princess’ should properly come after her name, since she was not born into the royal family.

“Diana, Princess of Wales”

Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.

dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner

Ok, those three are easy to understand. Now, we get to ‘Vixen.’ ‘vixen’ is a noun and has 3 senses.

1. a female fox
2. a shrewish, ill-tempered woman
3. a sexually attractive woman

Ummm, what’s going on here, Santa?

‘Hello’ has only been in use for about the last 150 years.

An older term used for greeting or salutation is 'hail,' which dates back to the Middle Ages.

This word is related to others that originally meant ‘health,’ such as ‘hale,’ ‘health,’ and ‘whole.’ Several variants of ‘hail’ are recorded, including ‘hollo’, ‘hallo,’ ‘halloa,’ and ‘holler.’

‘Hello’ was first recorded in the early 1800s, and was originally used to attract attention or express surprise.

“Well, hello! What do we have here?” twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

What the $%&# is a ‘grawlix’???

The ‘grawlix’ is the character or series of characters that often appear in place of profanity—the visual equivalent of bleeping out a word. The term ‘grawlix’ is credited to the late cartoonist Mort Walker (1923-2018), creator of Beetle Bailey. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

You probably learned about homonyms in school: words that are pronounced or spelled the same but differ in meaning.

bear (animal)
bear (carry)

But did you know there are actually two kinds of homonyms: homophones and homographs.

Let’s dew this. twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Homophones are words THAT SOUND ALIKE but could be different in meaning or derivation or spelling.

to/too/two
rose/rows
one/won
berry/bury
knot/not
guessed/guest
bread/bred
would/wood twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Moira Rose Vocabulary

pettifogging | noun | quibbling over trifles obsidian | noun | a dark natural glass formed by the cooling of molten lava

'Portmanteau' is a portmanteau. ⬆️ a word or part of a word made by combining the spellings and meanings of two or more other words or word parts (such as smog from smoke and fog) twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

"IRREGARDLESS" HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1795. ITS INCLUSION IN THE DICTIONARY IS NOT A SIGN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FALLING TO PIECES, OR PROOF OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAILING, NOR IS IT THE WORK OF CURSED MILLENNIALS. IT JUST MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT TO MEAN "REGARDLESS." FWIW the reason we define irregardless is very simple: it meets our criteria for inclusion. This word has been used by a large number of people (millions) for a long time (over two hundred years) with a specific and identifiable meaning ("regardless").

Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about Ablaut reduplication.

If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
tic-tac-toe

If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
click-clack
King-Kong twitter.com/i/web/status/1… This seems to be a rule we all just… know?

It’s the reason why these don’t feel quite right…
hop-hip
raffriff
spot-spit
flop-flip
zag-zig
Ross Rick twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

A Pennywise is a penny earned. (Bozo did the dub.)

Congratu-BLEEPING-lations!

It’s time we had a little talk about your use of expletive infixation.

‘Expletive infixation’ is the linguistic term for profanity inserted into a word for emphasis.

(For this thread, we’ll use 'BLEEPING,' but feel free to substitute another word.) Why do we say ‘fan-BLEEPING-tastic’ but not ‘fantas-BLEEPING-tic’?

The main reason, linguists believe, is that the curse word comes before the syllable that bears the primary stress. (The ‘tas’ is stressed in ‘fantastic.’)

Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are nouns when you stress the first syllable but verbs when you stress the second.

"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.” “Always thank someone for a PREsent they preSENT to you.”

“With that INsult, you inSULT my intelligence.”

"You play a REcord but reCORD the music."

Here is an interesting adjective quirk that you probably aren’t even aware you are doing.

In English, adjectives seem to follow a specific order:

opinion - size - age - shape - color - origin - material - purpose - noun Example
“Lovely little old rectangular red American leather-bound Collegiate Dictionary “

Not
“Collegiate rectangular little leather-bound American old little lovely Dictionary”

So it looks like Cypher is probably the superhero that has the largest vocabulary but who is 1B?

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/1648359552864198659?s=20

"Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job." merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lud…

It appears that someone used the word ‘irregardless’ on television last night, and as a result many people are feeling all sorts of rumbustious today.

We’d like to take this opportunity to welcome any questions you have about this word.

You may not like the answers. You can ask why we define this word, whether there are other similar constructions in English, or if it's acceptable for you to use it.
Or you can simply shriek into the void about the cruelty of a world in which language does not follow the rules you think it should.

Writing Puzzle #25

Rework this sentence to fix the grammar:

"As she jogged along the beach, the large shark caught the eye of the lifeguard." Congratulations to all of you who came up with the solution we had in mind, which was to clarify that the lifeguard (rather than the shark) was jogging on the beach.

https://twitter.com/JohnNCords/status/1532056388947841024

Here at Merriam-Webster we strive to define the English language in its entirety, and this includes many grand and majestic words. Words such as ‘conjubilant,’ and ‘mundivagant,’ and ‘juvenescence.’
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People are talking about ‘key bumps,’ and so we have a duty to tell you some things about this. A ‘bump,’ in this context, may be defined as “a small quantity of an illicit drug when inhaled in powdered form at one time.” We do not enter ‘key bump’ as a fixed phrase, as it has not yet demonstrated wide currency of use.