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@MessingZoo
cranky old women
Apr 12, 2020 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
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1\ 😂 So I was trying to make a moat for my hummingbird feeder. You know, like a little water trough that goes on top to stop ants from gumming it all up. Anyway, I had everything I needed according to the YouTube tutorial I watched except a glue gun, you use the hot glue 2\ as a kind of a seal around the hole thingy that the coat hanger part goes through. (It's ok, it makes sense to me). Well, I have a glue gun but don't have glue sticks, and as you know Phil keeps the crazy glue locked up somewhere because of that one time I glued myself to the
Apr 2, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
1\ I crawled into bed a bit ago, scrolled around and saw this picture. It hit me hard. I stared at it for a minute and with wet eyes, got back out of bed and took to my knees. Wasn't easy, or at all comfortable, my new metal knee reminded me real quick though better, 2/ not healed. I prayed for my nurse friends, and my niece in Buffalo, she's a PA. I prayed for my EMA friends, my friends who work in grocery stores and gas stations, for my shipt shoppers and mailman. I prayed for those I know, still working, like my husband, who know their
Mar 26, 2020 • 17 tweets • 5 min read
1\... imagine being the environmental service gal cleaning rooms or the MCT checking temps working at Opelika AL. EAMC, who is putting their life on the line for all of us, making less money then the dude spraying your car windows as you go through the car wash if he has to go on 2\ unemployment. Not knocking the dude, he was working ya know. But damn. Just damn. It's a slap in the face. He now has shot of coming out of this not only ok, but better then ok, probably more then 85% of the ppl I know, that bust their butt just to pay rent.

And I wonder
Nov 9, 2018 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
1/ Kid rules in an Adult world (thread)

1 - If you feel the need to stomp your feet in protest because you didn't get your way, you need a time out, 1 minute per your age. If you still have an attitude, take a nap.

2 - Words can be as harmful and hurtful as slapping 2/ your sister for eating the last cookie. Freedom of speech does not mean you are free to be nasty or mean, using words to manipulate.

3 - He who complains the loudest about doing their chores does not get to watch cartoons when everyone else does, because he wasted all