The dog's medicine time is coming up and it's hard for both of us. Her because she's at the end of her pain killers and hurting and me because her solution to this is to start wrecking up the place with her enormous cone.
Look at this cone.
Oct 10, 2021 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
Canadian Thanksgiving is upon us and I am really looking forward to eating tomorrow but already sick of doing the cooking today.
And I'm all of halfway through one dish.
Oct 8, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
My iron-clad theory used to be that a third installment of a video game following a singular story was impossible. It would always be shit in some way, usually multiple ways, and would destroy any enthusiasm you had for the whole "trilogy" idea. Is this still true?
The theory was concocted before the release of Mass Effect 3, which of course really pushed the whole "trilogy" angle, but it applied very strongly to other games of the time. Gears of War coming most immediately to mind.
Jul 8, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
@Weedledouble You know it's coming but you're still somehow not really ready for it, you know?
@Weedledouble Absolutely no one should read this shit but if you're really curious, after a few hundred words of just straight-up genocide denial he eventually gets around to saying most of them probably would have died anyway, at least this way we can assume SOME of them probably found Jesus.
Feb 16, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
There are solid cases for all the movies named in this thread but they're all wrong. It's a missing the forest for the trees situation.
The correct answer is Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
B&B is the root cause of this decades-long shift, not by casting inappropriate celebrity voice actors, but by getting nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture.
Nov 20, 2020 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Here's a Politico article from 2008 about Obama's post-election transition team fundraising that just completely casually lists off the post-election transition team fundraising of every president going back to 1992.
politico.com/story/2008/12/…
There are people across Twitter right now who are PAID to write about this shit who are outraged and shocked that Joe Biden is doing exactly what every president-elect has done for at least the past thirty years.
Nov 20, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Today in Murc's Law the entire performative left is having a meltdown because the Biden campaign has decided to start fundraising for its own transition.
From what I can tell the approach they'd prefer is frowning harder at the partisan Trump agent who refuses to release the actual funding until she caves.
Nov 18, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
I'm going to be up all night now thinking of other incredible TERF interpretations of completely normal words that coincidentally include the "trans-" prefix.
