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Jan 20 • 21 tweets • 7 min read
WTF happened this weekend?
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(bookmark this)
it was perhaps the most wicked 48h in crypto's history
- President elect Trump launched a token on Solana
- $TRUMP rallied to a crazy $75B fully diluted market cap
- Melania (Donald's wife) announced her own meme coin
- $TRUMP crashed 50% on the news
the full story 👇
Jul 10, 2024 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
One of the greatest minds in crypto, @VitalikButerin just held a keynote at @EthCC.
Topic: How to strengthen the Ethereum ecosystem.
In case you missed it, here are the best parts of Vitalik's talk ⤵️🧵
1/ Presenting the different visions for the Ethereum ecosystem
Jan 3, 2024 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
Fred Wilson is a legendary VC.
He was one of the earliest investors in Coinbase and has been buying Bitcoin since 2013.
Here are his predictions for 2024:
First, bookmark this and subscribe to Milk Road. We'll help you navigate crypto in 2024:
A private jet to Argentina, $600m hack, and company-sponsored amphetamine use
Here's everything that’s happened in the past 24 hours 👇
1/ The Hack
•FTX was hacked for all of its funds (both FTX US and FTX International) on Friday night
•FTX users are reporting their wallet balances show up as $0
•FTX apps were hacked (P.S - if you still have any, delete them!)
•FTX site got hacked
Nov 10, 2022 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
14 yikes moments from SBF before the collapse of ftx
BTW.
From now on we only refer to him by his government name "Samuel" or "he who was formerly known as SBF" or fkSBF for short
Oct 12, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Ever wondered how much $100,000 staked today can generate?
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• 20 $SOL = $625/month
• 0.22 $ETH = $285/month
• 35 $DOT = $185/month
Sep 14, 2022 • 12 tweets • 4 min read
The Merge just might be the biggest event in crypto history. But what are some of the others?
We took a trip down memory lane to find 10 other big moments
Here they are 👇
1/ Satoshi’s final forum post
On Dec. 10th 2010 Nakamoto wrote that developers had to do more work to make the software resistant to denial-of-service (DoS) attacks
It was his last post
Sep 7, 2022 • 33 tweets • 13 min read
Today is YC demo day.
There were 227 total companies.
We looked through all of them to find the web3 companies.
Here they are 👇
We split the companies into 5 buckets
-Defi
-NFTs
-Investing
-Consumer
-B2B
Jul 20, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Elon Musk on March 14: "I still own & won't sell my Bitcoin, Ethereum, or Doge"
Today: Tesla has sold 75% of their Bitcoin in Q2
Was Elon just playing us?
Let's look at the evidence...👇👇
Exhibit A:
Well, only took 4 months for Elon to change his mind...
Jul 20, 2022 • 15 tweets • 4 min read
Alright - lemme try to explain the @0xPolygon zkEVM announcement
Everyone's saying it's a big deal for ETH, but ...what is it?
Let's make it stupidly simple with a "Driver's License" analogy..
You need a driver's license.
If you're american, that means you need to go to the DMV.
If you don't know what a DMV is, just close your eyes. Imagine hell. Now, add paperwork.
There, you've got it.
Jul 20, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Consensys is dropping a new NFT. It's called TURN.
And before you turn the other way saying "Here we go, another NFT"... hear us out.
This one is different.
Here's why 👇👇
The NFTs come with a special utility - tokenized labor.
Holders will be able to redeem their NFTs for a full week (40 hours) of security audits.
This is cool for 2 reasons:
Jul 19, 2022 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
Time is money. Especially in Crypto
And using the right tools will save you hundreds of hours.
All while helping you make a bag 💰
Here are the top 7 tools we use every single day
1. Etherscan
The Ethereum Blockchain Explorer.
It has all the data you need for what’s happening on Ethereum. In real-time.
You can:
🕵️♀️Track wallets
🧮Analyze transactions
📚Research tokens & who holds them
The best part? It’s free.
Jul 18, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
The 3AC court filings have been leaked.
It’s a 1000+ page doc that includes multi-million dollar yachts and founders on the run.
You know the drill, we did the reading so you didn’t have to!
Here are the top wtf moments:
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1/ 3AC owes 27 creditors a total of $3.5b....
Genesis took the biggest hit - they lent out $2.3b to 3AC.