Mimi Collins Profile picture
animal lover, tv writer, eater of the rich. gonna change the world or get real hungover trying. 💗💜💙 Rep: Zero Gravity Mgmt & Metropolis Talent
Nov 25, 2021 24 tweets 5 min read
So while I work towards becoming a kick ass tv writer, to pay the bills I “work in hospitality.” At a v fancy hotel. Which means I’m working today. And oh man nobody hates their fam more than the rich 😬💰 💀 #HappyThanksgiving2021? I’m standing trying to take the order as this couple debates what sides to get

Him: I want the spinach

Her: you can’t have spinach

Him: it’s thanksgiving!

Her: that doesn’t mean your kidneys are suddenly fine

Him: all i had today was three hard boiled eggs!