So I think I got yelled at by Keith Richards on Facebook today. Here's the whole dumb story, with screencaps. Maybe 4 years ago, I got a friend request from a woman on FB. I would be FB friends with Henry Kissinger if I could sell him a T shirt so I accepted. #keithrichards She sent me a msg about how she'd read the obit I wrote for a friend who OD'd and how it really touched her. I thanked her for her msg. She wrote me another msg that was incredibly long, longer than an 'I want to bone' msg, more 'untreated mental illness' long so I didn't respond