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Sep 24, 2023 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
Football Managers and the date they’d take you on:
1. Alex Ferguson
Pie and beans down the nearest pub. Half a shandy at the bar afterwards. Brief sex in the dark and straight on Teletext to look for holidays the second it was over
2. Kevin Keegan
Nice dinner in a decent pub, Babychams on him, both get accidentally leathered and join a group of people on a 40th birthday. One of the best nights out you’d had in years. Goes through you like a train in the morning
