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These stories really are coming thick and fast at the moment🙄

Guess what?

The Canadian school is NOT 'banning food at lunchtime' during Ramadan🤦‍♀️

Obviously...

And if you BELIEVED it to be true, then you need to ask why you would choose to believe such an obviously ludicrous headline?

1/20 This story began with an account on X sharing an email from a Canadian middle school (ages 9-15) to parents about lunchtime arrangements during Ramadan, and demanding that people online harass the school

I'll come to the details of the email shortly.

First, a quick look at the Tanya Gaw...

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Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵

1/21 Firstly, you are definitely supposed to blame Labour for this

After all, it is something Labour councils are telling schools while a Labour government is in power

Right?

This is the "offending" document causing the outrage in the RW media today, in March 2026

A document published in 2023...

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Today we have a double debunk:

1. A debunk of the idea that 67 dog breeds are being banned in Britain

2. A debunk of what the usual suspects are saying online (because they are so tediously predictable!🙄)

🧵1/21 The article opens with the giveaway that this isn't what's actually happening but is a warning from "campaigners" and "critics"

The Daily Mail points us to the Times to find out where this list of 67 dog breeds that could be banned comes from...

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Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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1/25 🚨 The FACTS 🚨

This was a Sun "exclusive" following an FOI, but the story itself is a couple of years old

In 2022, the High Court found that the Home Office and the then Home Secretary Priti Patel, had been acting unlawfully with respect to asylum seekers from April to November 2020

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OK, the Gorton and Denton by-election, I have some thoughts!

Let's take a look at some of the FACTS and burst a few of the more ridiculous takes doing the rounds

But first up, can we acknowledge just what bad losers Reform are?!🤣

Right, let's get started...

🧵 1/ Reform believe they're the "silent" majority

They can't compute that their brand of divisive, blame-your-neighbour politics doesn't wash when bots can't vote!

They are blaming Muslims and Commonwealth citizens for their G&D loss

But they also lost in 97% White British, 0.3% Muslim, Caerphilly🤷‍♀️
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So I posted this earlier…

Had to mute it fairly quickly 😬

I was accused of racism for suggesting it was a white guy preaching and was told he was black. I deleted my comment accordingly for getting it wrong (spoiler - I wasn’t wrong🙄)

And everyone piled in claiming he didn’t say anything offensive to Muslims, he was just preaching Christianity.

So I decided to watch the full (1 hour😱) video…

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https://x.com/MonkEmma/status/2025138880769372435

This was a group of 5 white AMERICAN Christians (and 2 small children who looked incredibly uncomfortable) who set themselves up on a corner in Whitechapel outside a mosque with a loudspeaker.

The police confirmed they had been there every day for several days

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Ok, let’s do this🙄

We’ll start with an explainer covering:

🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from

And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article

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1/25 What is a 15-min City?

It is a term coined by urban planner Carlos Moreno, a professor at Sorbonne University, in 2016.

It is how towns and cities evolved before cars were invented.

People lived, worked, and socialized in their local vicinity. Everything they needed day to day was easily accessible

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I’m sure the “protect our women and girls” brigade will have plenty to say about this👍🏼

There are indeed some parts of our society that don’t treat women properly…

Here is a former TORY Councillor (and 5 OTHER men) charged with the rape and sexual assault of HIS WIFE

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1/10 6 men are charged with more than 60 sexual offenses, including rape, against his wife over a 13 year period.

Young himself is accused of 56 of them, including 11 rapes…

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Needless to say, the teacher was not banned *because* they told a Muslim child that Britain is a Christian country🙄

I mean that was *one* of the things he said

And he was banned *after* several incidences

So technically the headline is true, but that’s not the actual story!

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1/12 This took place nearly 2 years ago but has now been picked up by the Free Speech Union who are helping fund this teacher’s appeal.

They have apparently found about 12 cases related to teachers “expressing right wing views”.

Let’s see what that looks like in reality?

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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9 Here’s Paul

He’s 56

So he’s still a good 10 years away from retirement

He lives in Cobham, the Second most desirable town to live in the whole of Britain!

He apparently hasn’t been saving into a pension because of a scandal that happened - before he started his working life…🤔

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Let’s have a look at a crazy Twitter to newspaper pipeline story and debunk as we go! 🔎👍🏼

@BROKENBRITAIN0 shared the following post claiming “Tesco are no longer celebrating Christmas”

With a picture of their “Evergreen” Trees

2.2Million views to date🙄

🧵1/26 @Councillorsuzie - Leader of the London Conservatives - shared it a few hours later with the words “No no no Tesco they are Christmas trees”

I mean she’s not wrong! They ARE Christmas trees and there’s not a person out there who doesn’t know that! 🤷🏼‍♀️

But we need the faux outrage, apparently!

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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Background facts:

⏺️Unemployed Heroine user living with his Mum

⏺️Previous conviction for causing actual bodily harm (which he initially denied)

⏺️Shed containing:
Lethal Poisons
Live ammunition
Suspected IEDs
Radioactive Material
White Phosphorus (that had to be destroyed by the military)

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There seems to be some *confusion*
amongst Reform supporters over Nathan Gill being one of them.

“But, but, Reform didn’t exist when he took his Russian bribes”

“But, but he was in UKIP then”

“But, but it has nothing to do with Farage, he barely knew the guy”

So here’s a little history lesson 👍🏼🧵

1/14 In the 2014 European Elections, UKIP won 24 seats

By the end of that parliament in 2019, they had 3 left!

5 had become Independents
1 had moved to SDP
1 had moved to Conservatives

14 were Brexit Party!

In 2019, UKIP won 0 seats.
Brexit Party won 29

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It was suggested I took a look at this tweet.

Then we all got sidetracked by 🦢s🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

So, a couple of days late, here you go!

🧵1/25 This is less of a “debunk” and more an explainer to dampen down the pearl clutching and lower the temperature of the rhetoric against asylum seekers.

NONE of this is on them!

2/25

Last week the @Daily_Express ran with the following front page.

So obviously I had to take a look!

Is it true?

How does it compare to other professions?

Because anyone familiar with British RW media discourse knows they reserve a special venom for civil servants…🤷🏼‍♀️

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1/25 The article contains a whole section from @the_tpa referring to:

“A simply unbelievable 1.6 million sick days over 3 years”

“Particularly a problem in our tax collector”

“Low-standards culture”

“Staff aren’t expected to turn up to work”

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Following Farage’s announcement that he plans to make “serious cuts to the welfare budgets” if he wins the next election, I’ve seen this claim being repeated from last year’s headlines again.

So let’s take a look at the the reality rather than the weaponised version

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1/20 The stat comes from an ONS report published last December, which found that:

“The proportion of people living in households receiving more in benefits than they paid in taxes decreased from 53.6% to 52.6%”

Cool. Job done 👍🏼

The headlines are correct, right?

Not exactly…

2/20

This is getting absolutely ridiculous now.

Headline: Rayner’s family home was valued at almost twice the amount of other recently sold properties on her street.

Article: Behind a paywall so most people will take that insinuation at face value

The reality?

🧵1/10 The house was valued in 2023, by a third party, independent, professional valuer who would have visited the house, taken in all the information and gone away and found local comparables.

It was valued at £650,000.

So is it only actually worth £325K as the headline suggests?! 😱

2/10

The desperation by those on the Right to smear Angela Rayner is wearing thin🙄

And no - don’t bother replying UNTIL you’ve read the thread!

I’ve trawled through multiple versions of this “story” in the Telegraph and Daily Mail to try and piece together what’s going on!

🧵1/17 So let’s lay out the facts.

It is complicated, which is why the Right Wing media can have such a field day throwing around claims and insinuations to make you believe something dodgy has gone on.

To be clear - there is no suggestion she has broken any laws or failed to pay what she needed to pay - and they know that!

2/17

Ok, You've GOT to be kidding me!

The Conservatives - who oversaw every single thing on this list, who are responsible for all of it - are trying to claim that only the Conservatives would "stop the madness" - that they created...?

So incredulity aside, what about the list itself?

Let's go Debunking!

(I’ve written and tried posting this twice now and X is playing silly buggers so be patient as I might have to post it tweet by tweet😩)

1/24 📍Housing and food provided
directly by the State📍

Yes, the state has a legal obligation to provide shelter to anyone claiming asylum who has no access to any other place to stay.

And yes, they have a legal obligation not to let them starve.

It's depressing that even needs saying

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Oh my God - this has to be THE most obsurd @GuidoFawkes “scoop” in a long time (and they have some truly terrible ones!)

🚨Civil Servants Handed Taxpayer- Funded Free Ice Cream for No Reason🚨

It was neither taxpayer-funded NOR for no reason🙄

Quick 🧵

1/7 This is what they’re referring to.

They’re being encouraged to sign up to DigiGov 2025 with a fun little marketing campaign that offers you an ice cream on a warm Summer’s day.

So - that’s the reason ✅

2/7

Oh my word….

The click bait merchants at the Telegraph are having an absolute field day right now! 🙄

Shall we take a look at the *reality* behind this sensationalist article?

Go on, you know you want to! 😜

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1/25 So, we begin with Samuel - not his real name - who travelled to the UK last year, was warned about London, and was then pickpocketed at Euston station.

A horrible thing to happen.

I was pickpocketed in London in the late 90s.

It’s not nice. It’s also nothing new.

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