Funniest thing that happened this year was the person I was dating just stopped talking to me, I also stopped. (I promise I’m not lying)

She got a new guy, I got a new babe.

This was someone that I got an engagement ring, honestly thought I would marry etc.

No closure whatsoever. Everyone just moved on to the next person.

I won’t lie, it does my head in sometimes… Sigh…

Digressing from this Happy Boy story, I remember my first scholarship in University.

The Agbami Scholarship. Open to Medicine and Engineering students only.

Medicine got 200k per session, Engineering got 100k per session. This was a huge huge amount. I had never seen such… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… My family were already paying my fees, allowance etc so I was ok. Not living large but I was ok.

When that first scholarship money came, it was given to us in an ATM card (ATMs were fairly new concepts to me then) so you just went and withdrew your money

DO NOT DO IT

USE YOUR MONEY ON ANOTHER BUSINESS

I’ve attempted this various times with people even pastors and the stories are always the same. Do not do it.

Lost almost 25m as far back when Uber was hot.

https://twitter.com/oludeewon/status/1668742061724516356

I keep tweeting about my experiences here.

https://twitter.com/Morris_Monye/status/1396201311939481602

It has become increasingly common for Nigerian businesses to declare profits in the billions after tax.

However, the reality is that the level of compensation and benefits that these organizations provide their employees does not reflect the level of earnings that they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Employees should be viewed as assets that drive the success of an organization.

Therefore, prioritizing their well-being and satisfaction should be a priority for every business. This means offering them fair compensation, benefits, and a comfortable working environment.

When… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Court packed full for the GRV vs Sanwo-Olu case.

Location: Ikeja, Lagos. Will be dropping details here.

The gaslighting is on another level.

You take $300 every week out of my account to send to your ex in prison?

Never seen anything like it. Probably does conjugal visits too for the ex.

Love is blind sha but not like this my good man.

In my mind’s eye.

CEO: King. Waits for everyone to work then eats and reaps the profit.

HR: Chatty, annoying and always in your business

Supply Chain: Backbone of company, does all the work. COO: The Wolf of Wall Street.

SALES: Fast, sneaky and cunning.

MARKETING: Really “Barketing”. Talk talk. Talk for attention so people can come

Let it be known. There was no election at Ikate Land. 4/6 polling units destroyed by thugs resident at the Oba’s Palace close by.

The sad thing is Celebs like Bryan Okwara, Adeyemi Okalawon, Toyin Abraham and dignitaries like tech CEOs tried voting A guy was beaten and Police were looking. We shouted at Police to intervene but they just unlooked.

We are all just looking and waiting. Army nowhere to be seen, DSS nowhere to be seen.

If you have any issues in Lagos, please call this number 0803 370 9434. This is the only Police number working

Thugs came to seize the ballot box at my polling unit with over 200 people and stabbed someone. I called the number and Police came under 10mins.

Voting has commenced Thugs just identified me and tried attacking me. My security repelled them. I was already running. Their leader shouted “Mr. Morris, we no dey fight”. I stopped came back and he said he learnt I wanted to give problems. I said no problems. We shook hands. His boys relaxed

So @firstladyship reached out on this and asked that we work with Jack from TackBackNaija.

We need 5 buses per route to ferry as many students as possible.

If you want to sponsor this, kindly dm myself or Jack.

Thanks.

https://twitter.com/Morris_Monye/status/1627194386248245250

Someone just supported with 30,000 for Rivers state transport.

So let me tell a story about my family. I remember this because it’s my father’s 4th year anniversary.

My father is 1st born out of 11 boys. (Same father, same mother)

And more than half of the Monyes were business gurus, captain of industry, Govt officials etc Generally a well-connected lot in society. A slight on one brother was a slight on all.

The brothers would hold meetings at my dad’s house at Gbagada. I was little say 4-5yrs but I remember all the Mercedes parked outside the streets which signified there was something going on

Our Peter Obi revival and outreach to the elderly and retirees at Enuwa Square Ile Ifẹ Ọsún State

They are all now Obidient, only one said she’s loyal to APC because they gave her 10k last election and pay her federal pension regularly. Oh well...

https://twitter.com/Morris_Monye/status/1554454816683868161

The strategy has always been to reach those with PVCs already. They are humans too.

They also want a better life.

Guide to deliver Peter Obi

Our Volunteers are already adopting

Don’t worry “agbado” people can’t adopt this optimally.

I did a Twitter Space last week hosted by @Aderinsola_AA where I painted a gory picture with the imagination of listeners and they were wowed from feedback I got.

I said the following.

THREAD Nigeria is like a ship led by a captain.

The captain does not have navigation skills and is taking the ship off course. The ship’s destination is Canaanland but the ship is steered to Babylon.

Occupants of the ship keep shouting at the captain but he doesn’t listen

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Join the PO super volunteer WhatsApp group, share to family too. For today, only those in living in ABIA, DELTA and LAGOS are to join the link

On the WhatsApp group, announce your LG of residence

You will assigned to your LG of residence

chat.whatsapp.com/CL8CTBhd1cYBMm… I will explain and continually repeat myself on this thread.

Might be the greatest Nigerian thread of all times! Sigh.

Never move into a woman’s house

Never use her wrapper to cover your body. If she is annoyed she can collect her wrapper anywhere and u become naked

Never eat free food in her house without giving her money no matter how small

Never tell a woman to do her worst. She will do it The 2nd paragraph is a metaphor

Did you go to church?

Let’s pray PSALM 23 with a new understanding.

THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD - That's relationship

I SHALL NOT WANT- that's supply HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN GREEN PASTURES - that's rest

HE LEADTH ME BESIDES THE STILL WATERS- that's refreshment

HE RESTORETH MY SOUL- that's healing

HE LEADTH ME ON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS- that's guidance

FOR HIS NAME SAKE- That's purpose

We’ve not traveled to over 30 states in Nigeria to be disrespected. Even some PDP and APC aspirants didn’t have such miles. Within our party? same thing

No 3rd force aspirant did that kind of consultation. Why? Maybe old age or lack of resources but we did it. You all know this Some places we went in this country and they said No one has ever come to see them. Some were like no aspirant outside APC or PDP had bothered to even come see them.

But we deployed resources to make it happen. Maybe we should do a video collage of our journeys

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Sometimes we party too....

Not everytime politics Oya I’ve smiled. Make I rest