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Dec 14, 2018 8 tweets 2 min read
Today in Real History Is Fucking Weird:

Did you know that there was a major legal theory that predated the Magna Carta, prevented a king from breaking laws, and was centered on the fact that the king was outranked by his own hat? See, the Hungarian king Saint Stephen I officially gifted the entire nation of Hungary to the Virgin Mary. She owned it. But obviously Mary couldn't rule Hungary, because she's too busy doing...whatever it is that Mary spends all her time doing.
Nov 12, 2018 26 tweets 5 min read
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I am going to tell you about a dude I JUST learned existed

His name was John Murray Spear, and he attempted to build ROBOT JESUS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murr… Turn the clock back to 1804. A boy named John is born to the Spear family of Boston, just a year after the birth of his elder brother, Charles. They are both raised in the First Univeralist Church of Boston, and got baptized by the founder of American Univeralism, John Murray.