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Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: Baby Geniuses. TV WRITING: Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, +. she/her
Sep 13, 2021 19 tweets 5 min read
No one tell me the Met Gala theme. I’m gonna try to figure it out Okay I think it's "seltzer"
Sep 13, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
I enjoyed LulaRich but I wish it contextualized the company within the MLM system. LulaRoe's exploitative practices and misleading marketing aren't unique to them or attributable to the culture created by Deanne and Mark. The problems are systemic, and there's a larger story to be told about how AmWay & the DeVos family paved the way to legalize pyramid schemes (listen to The Dream!).
Jan 14, 2021 6 tweets 1 min read
I spent some time reading a MAGA message board to try and gauge their reaction to Trump's video yesterday. I am here to report the infighting is DIZZYING, even for me, someone extremely online for two Dem primaries, Louis CK, the dress, the Ghostbusters reboot, and HBO's Girls At the risk of wading in, which I don't really want to: some people think he's betraying them and giving up on the cause; some people are assuming that when he references the "new administration" coming in, he's merely implying he's gonna ditch Pence and get a new VP
Mar 16, 2020 20 tweets 4 min read
Obviously this isn't the most pressing issue right now, but I've seen a lot of one-size-fits-all advice about working from home, and if you have ADHD, please don't beat yourself up if this advice isn't working for you Here's some take-it-or-leave-it advice. If this doesn't apply to your situation, that's fine!
Sep 3, 2019 27 tweets 7 min read
Let’s get it started. It’s Burning Man Missed Connections time!!! Things got weird at OrgyDome
Feb 11, 2019 5 tweets 1 min read
is it just me or should cashless restaurants be SUPER illegal? Poverty, immigration status, domestic abuse, mental illness: there are so many reasons i can think of why people can't or won't use banks / digitally tracked currency and the unifying theme is that these people are very vulnerable