This Alan Arkin moment always stayed with me: I think it was a day off and we were doing some shopping . A woman approaches and says: Are you who I think you are? And he responds politely: No, and you’re not who you think you are either. He broke me up all the time doing scenes and then he’d start giggling too. He loved it. The director did not. The director, too scared to confront Alan, would bark at me to keep it together which only made it worse. I started feeling anxious when we had…

Three friends at a bar drinking: one has the tiniest hands, one has the tiniest feet, and one has the tiniest penis. They’re not happy about their lot in life, but one suggests they can go to the Guinness World Records & become famous and make some money off their shortcomings... So they do. They get there & the friend with tiniest hands goes in first. A few minutes later he comes out with a huge smile on his face waving around a certificate in his tiny hand and proudly says ”It’s official, I have the smallest hands in the world!”...