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Building a tribe of Vendingpreneurs 🚀 Replacing old school vending machines with Unattended-Retail 1-at-a-time 📍 GirlDad 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Free Guide 👇
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Aug 25 9 tweets 3 min read
This Micromarket makes $22,000/month.

The crazy part?

It requires 0 employees.

Even better?

You can start one with $0 down.

Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can too): Image 1. First, let me explain what a Micromarket is.

I used to think vending was just snacks & sodas.

But Micromarkets changed everything:

• Way bigger than regular vending machines
• Multiple shelves & coolers
• Can stock fresh food, drinks, & essentials
• Completely automated with AI cameras
Aug 22 14 tweets 2 min read
I just had my 3rd kid.

& while at home taking care of it, my vending machines will still make me $65,000+/month profit.

Here's why vending is the greatest business model for parents: Image Every parent faces the same impossible choice:

Miss your kids growing up to build wealth.

Or be present and struggle financially.

I found option 3…
Aug 19 18 tweets 5 min read
I grew my vending machine business from 0 to 100+ machines in 5 years.

If I had to start over & wanted to do it again…

Here's exactly how I'd do it (Bookmark This): Image
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1. Find a location in my city.

I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:

• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees

& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.

After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2:
Aug 18 11 tweets 3 min read
Passive income will set you financially free.

Yet 99% of people don't know how to start...

Here are the 8 best options for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Aug 13 12 tweets 2 min read
You don't need $10K to start a vending business.

You can finance a machine for $0 down, place it in high-traffic locations, and profit $1,000+/month within the first 90 days.

Here's how: 🧵 Step 1: Find the right location first

Don't buy a machine and hope to find a spot.

Look for places with full parking lots:

• Apartment complexes with 100+ units
• Office buildings with multiple tenants
• Gyms that are busy all day
• Medical offices with constant foot traffic
Aug 8 11 tweets 4 min read
Joe Rogan just sat down with the world's top AI safety researcher and professor:

Dr. Roman Yampolskiy

What he revealed about artificial intelligence will change how you think about our future…

Here are 8 insights that every person should understand about AI: Image 1. We're in Uncharted Territory (And Moving Fast)

"Right now the large AI labs are running this experiment on 8 billion people."

Think about the timeline:

• For 50 years, experts said AI was "20 years away"
• Then GPT launched and suddenly everyone thinks it's 2-3 years away
• We went from impossible to inevitable in months

The speed of change is unprecedented in human history.
Aug 6 12 tweets 3 min read
This guy goes around asking people for a favor.

In return...

He changes their lives.

These videos are truly amazing...

Here are my top 8:

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Jul 29 13 tweets 3 min read
The #s behind my vending machine business:

• 102 machines
• $100k/month revenue
• $65,000/month in profit

& I started 5 years ago with 0 experience.

Here's the exact system I used: Image Step 1: Find the right locations.

I don't chase flashy spots. I look for one thing: full parking lots.

If the parking lot's full, there's foot traffic. And foot traffic equals sales.

My best performers are in places most people overlook:

• Manufacturing plants
• Medical office buildings
• Apartment complexes
• Employee break rooms
Jul 25 13 tweets 3 min read
In the last 60 years, obesity rates in America have gone from 13% to 42%.

Everyone thinks it’s due to:

• Food
• Mental health
• Lack of physical activity

So I did a deep dive to find out what’s really been going on…

Here’s what I found: Image
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In 1960, 13% of Americans were obese.

Today? Over 42%.

This isn't about willpower.

It's a broken system designed to keep you sick.

What changed?
Jul 7 14 tweets 4 min read
It's never been easier to make passive income.

I make $60k/month passively, so I would know.

Here are the 10 best streams for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand...

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Jul 1 14 tweets 3 min read
In 2020 I bought a used vending machine for $1500.

Now I have 102 machines profiting $60k/month.

Screw it...

Here's the full step-by-step system I used to go from 0-100+ machines in 5 years: Image
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First...

Why vending machines are the perfect business:

• 50% profit margins
• Scalable to any size
• Zero employees needed
• $0 down financing available
• Completely automated systems
• Minimal time commitment (1hr/week)

Now, let’s get into things:
Jun 24 12 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago I almost invested $15,000 in Miami real estate...

Instead, I placed a Micromarket in an apartment building.

It made $17,000 in the first 30 days.

Here’s the step-by-step blueprint I used to do it: Image 1. Why I Passed on Real Estate

In 2018, I wanted to buy a rental property in Miami.

I had $15,000 ready for a down payment, but the numbers didn’t add up:

• Low rental yields.
• High property prices.
• Maintenance headaches.

It felt like a grind with little return.

So, I started looking for alternatives...
Jun 23 14 tweets 4 min read
Passive income will set you financially free.

Yet 99% of people don't know how to start...

Here are the 10 best options for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Jun 16 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to financial freedom:

Passive income.

If you want to make money while you sleep…

Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):

1. Storage Facilities Image People will always need extra space for their stuff.

All you have to do is provide storage…

& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income
Jun 13 11 tweets 2 min read
I started selling Smartwater in my vending machines 12 months ago.

It’s made me $15,661 in profit which could pay for our family vacation this summer.

Here’s my process for finding products broken down step-by-step: Image
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The avg. U.S. families spend $4,670 on a summer vacation.

I made almost 4x that just selling Smartwater in my vending machines.

So before you spend $4,000 this summer…

Buy a vending machine and stock it with products that could pay for your vacation next year.
Jun 9 15 tweets 4 min read
The future of passive income:

Smart coolers.

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

One of mine makes $3,000/month.

Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own): Image I've placed 65 Smart coolers.

They’re basically an upgraded version of a vending machine.

Instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Jun 2 11 tweets 3 min read
Business Insider asked 100-year-olds their biggest lessons on:

• Health
• Money
• Happiness

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 7: Image 1. Exercise & Nutrition
May 30 13 tweets 2 min read
Don't buy a $3,000 MacBook.
Don't buy a $5,000 Vacation
Don't buy a $10,000 Rolex.

Instead, invest in 3 vending machines that will pay for your mortgage, car payment, and vacation fund.

Here's how it works: Image
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Most people buy liabilities.

I buy assets that buy me liabilities.

That $18,000 you're about to blow on stuff?

Put it into 3 smart vending machines instead.
May 19 18 tweets 5 min read
I grew my vending machine business from 0 to 75 machines in 5 years.

If I had to start over & wanted to do it again…

Here's exactly how I'd do it (Bookmark This): Image
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1. Find a location in my city.

I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:

• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees

& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.

After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2:
May 16 15 tweets 5 min read
The secret to a 6-figure vending business:

High level locations.

After placing 75+ vending machines...

Here are the 5 WORST vs 5 BEST vending locations that will make or break your business: Image
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The 5 WORST places to put your vending machines:

1. One-chair barbershops

The traffic just isn't there.

I learned this the hard way.

A location with only a handful of customers per day won't generate enough sales to even cover your gas to restock it. Image
May 13 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to creating true freedom:

Boring businesses.

If you want to start a real, reliable business…

Here are the 8 best boring businesses anyone can start in 2025: Image
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1. Storage Facilities

People will always need extra space for their stuff.

All you have to do is provide storage…

& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income