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Building a tribe of Vendingpreneurs 🚀 Replacing old school vending machines with Unattended-Retail 1-at-a-time 📍 GirlDad 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Free Guide 👇
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Feb 28 12 tweets 2 min read
One of my smart coolers makes $5,000/month.

And it's completely automated.

• No employees
• No restocking headaches
• Just passive income while I sleep

Here's exactly how I did it (& how you can too): Image 1. What's a smart cooler?

Think luxury vending, but better:

• Locked door with card reader
• AI cameras track what you grab
• No scanning or checkout needed
• Completely automated inventory

Way more advanced than old school vending machines.
Feb 18 10 tweets 3 min read
This Micromarket makes $17,000/month.

The crazy part?

It requires 0 employees.

Even better?

You can start one with $0 down.

Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can too): Image 1. First, let me explain what a Micromarket is.

I used to think vending was just snacks & sodas.

But Micromarkets changed everything:

• Way bigger than regular vending machines
• Multiple shelves & coolers
• Can stock fresh food, drinks, & essentials
• Completely automated with AI cameras
Feb 17 12 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago I placed my first vending machine.

Now I have 50+ machines that pay me $25,000/month profit.

Here are 7 vending tricks I wish I knew before I started: Image
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7. Every location is a lead.

Just because a location already has a vending machine, doesn't mean they're happy with it.

Myself & Vendingpreneurs have had a ton of success with locations that already have machines but they're:
Feb 14 12 tweets 2 min read
I noticed a dying vending machine at my gym.

Asked if I could replace it with mine…

6 months later:

$11,400 profit without leaving my house.

Here's the exact system I used (costs less than $380): Image
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1. Finding the Opportunity

I noticed something at my local gym:

They had a vending machine, but nobody used it.

So I spoke to the owner about replacing it with mine.

The pitch?

Stock it with protein snacks & energy drinks.
Feb 12 11 tweets 2 min read
My 51 vending machine route made $445,345 last year.

It took me 5 years to scale.

But you can do it in less than 2 weeks…

Here's how you can find a route, buy it, & make 6-figures/year from it: Image
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1. Finding Routes

First, search these platforms:

• Facebook Marketplace
• Craigslist
• BizBuySell
• Local listings

Pro tip:

Ask property managers for their current vendor's contact info.
Feb 10 14 tweets 3 min read
Don’t spend $3,000 on the newest MacBook.

Instead, invest in a Smart Cooler that can pay you $3,000 every month.

(I own 5 of these that each make ~$3k/month)

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image What is a Smart Cooler?

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Jan 28 10 tweets 3 min read
Don’t spend $5,000 on a nice watch.

Instead, invest in a Micromarket that can pay you $5,000 every month.

(One of mine makes $17k/month).

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image 1. What are Micromarkets?

Micromarkets are the future of passive income.

They're basically high-end vending machines:

• 0 employees needed
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I've placed 5 myself & helped countless others do the same.

Now, to get started…
Jan 27 17 tweets 6 min read
Lionel Messi turned down a $1,600,000,000 deal from Saudi club Al Hilal.

But that’s because Messi had bigger moves on his mind.

Whether he’s your G.O.A.T or not…

Messi’s income portfolio will blow your mind:

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Everyone was shocked when Messi turned down a billion-dollar contract from the Al Hilal soccer club in Saudi Arabia.

But since then, it’s become apparent that Messi had plans to make even MORE with Inter Miami.

These income streams are going to make $1.6 billion look small: Image
Jan 24 13 tweets 3 min read
There are 4 million vending machines in Japan.

That's 1 machine for every 23 people.

Here are the top 8 craziest machines (with videos):

8. Hot meal machines. Image Fresh, hot food in minutes:

• Ramen bowls
• Grilled fish
• Curry rice

Available 24/7, no restaurant needed.
Jan 22 13 tweets 4 min read
You can start a vending machine business with < $500 & scale it to 50+ machines in 4 years.

(I did this)

Here's your exact blueprint for 2025 (Updated): Image
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1. Start smart, not big.

Less than $500.

That's all you need to start a 6-figure vending business.

Don’t go overboard here.

Here's how to get your first machine with $0 down: Image
Jan 21 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to creating true freedom:

Boring businesses.

If you want to start a real, reliable business…

Here are the 8 best boring businesses anyone can start in 2025:

1. Storage Facilities Image People will always need extra space for their stuff.

All you have to do is provide storage…

& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income
Jan 20 15 tweets 4 min read
The future of passive income:

Micromarkets.

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

One of mine made $17,000 in 30 days.

Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own): Image I have 4 Micromarkets.

They’re basically a larger vending machine.

Instead of 1 regular machine...

They have multiple shelves & coolers.

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Jan 15 14 tweets 2 min read
While everyone's gambling on crypto...

Smart people are quietly getting rich with ETFs.

These 10 funds can make you a millionaire:

(Bookmark this)

🧵 1. VOO (Vanguard S&P 500 ETF)

Want exposure to America's 500 largest companies?

This is your foundation:

• Low fees
• Diversified
• Proven track record

You can’t go wrong here.
Jan 14 11 tweets 2 min read
A vending machine can make you an extra $1,000+/month.

Here's the exact step-by-step blueprint to setting up yours in 2025: Image 1. First, find your location.

Open Google Maps and search for:

• Apartment complexes
• Office buildings
• College dorms

Look for high foot traffic spots. Image
Jan 10 13 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago, I bought a used vending machine off Craigslist for $1500.

I was working a W2 job looking for some extra income...

Now I have 50+ vending machines that profit $25,000+ every month.

Here are 10 things I WISH I knew when I started: Image
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1. New machines > used machines.

I tried saving money buying used machines early on.

Big mistake.

They broke down weekly & made way less money than new ones.

The maintenance headaches weren't worth the upfront savings.
Jan 7 13 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago I almost invested $15,000 in Miami real estate...

Instead, I placed a Micromarket in an apartment building.

It made $17,000 in the first 30 days.

Here’s the step-by-step blueprint I used to do it: Image 1. Why I Passed on Real Estate

In 2018, I wanted to buy a rental property in Miami.

I had $15,000 ready for a down payment, but the numbers didn’t add up:

• Low rental yields.
• High property prices.
• Maintenance headaches.

It felt like a grind with little return.

So, I started looking for alternatives...
Dec 30, 2024 14 tweets 5 min read
2025 is the year you start making money while you sleep.

5 vending machines anyone can place to make $1000+/month in passive income:

(+ Where to buy them, where to place them & how to finance them) Image
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5. Ice Machine.

This is the only vending machine out of the list that I haven’t placed myself.

But they’re a powerhouse for revenue (which comes with increased costs).

Seeing these more lately.

Since I’m not an expert on them, here’s a video of @Codie_Sanchez breaking 1 down:
Dec 27, 2024 15 tweets 3 min read
You can purchase a micromarket or smart cooler for $0 down, place it in an apartment complex in your city & make $3,000-$17,000/month in passive income.

Here's your exact step-by-step blueprint to do it: Image
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I have 10+ of these smart coolers & micromarkets.

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Dec 20, 2024 14 tweets 3 min read
A vending machine business can set you financially free.

But no one knows where to place their machines…

12 “weird” vending locations that print money: Image 1. Apartment Building Image
Dec 16, 2024 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to financial freedom:

Passive income.

If you want to make money while you sleep...

Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):

1. Laundromats Image A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Dec 2, 2024 10 tweets 3 min read
This "weird" machine paid my mortgage last month.

How?

I placed a "Micromarket" in an apartment complex 5 months ago, & last month...

It generated enough profit to cover our mortgage.

Here’s exactly how it works (& how you can place your own): Image 1. What’s a Micromarket?

Micromarkets are high-end vending machines that allow you to sell fresh produce and other premium products.

Why are they so great?

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I’ve placed 4 myself, and the returns are life-changing.