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Building a tribe of Vendingpreneurs 🚀 Replacing old school vending machines with Unattended-Retail 1-at-a-time 📍 GirlDad 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Free Guide 👇
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May 16 15 tweets 5 min read
The secret to a 6-figure vending business:

High level locations.

After placing 75+ vending machines...

Here are the 5 WORST vs 5 BEST vending locations that will make or break your business: Image
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The 5 WORST places to put your vending machines:

1. One-chair barbershops

The traffic just isn't there.

I learned this the hard way.

A location with only a handful of customers per day won't generate enough sales to even cover your gas to restock it. Image
May 13 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to creating true freedom:

Boring businesses.

If you want to start a real, reliable business…

Here are the 8 best boring businesses anyone can start in 2025: Image
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1. Storage Facilities

People will always need extra space for their stuff.

All you have to do is provide storage…

& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income
May 12 15 tweets 4 min read
Don’t spend $3,000 on the newest MacBook.

Instead, invest in a Smart Cooler that can pay you $3,000 every month.

(I own 5 of these that each make ~$3k/month)

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image What is a Smart Cooler?

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
May 1 10 tweets 3 min read
Don’t spend $5,000 on a nice watch.

Instead, invest in a Micromarket that can pay you $5,000 every month.

(One of mine makes $17k/month).

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image 1. What are Micromarkets?

Micromarkets are the future of passive income.

They're basically high-end vending machines:

• 0 employees needed
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I've placed 5 myself & helped countless others do the same.

Now, to get started…
Apr 23 13 tweets 4 min read
You can start a vending machine business with < $500 & scale it to 50+ machines in 4 years.

(I did this)

Here's your exact blueprint for 2025 (Updated): Image
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1. Start smart, not big.

Less than $500.

That's all you need to start a 6-figure vending business.

Don’t go overboard here.

Here's how to get your first machine with $0 down: Image
Apr 22 13 tweets 4 min read
Passive income will set you financially free.

Yet 99% of people don't know how to start...

Here are the 10 best options for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Apr 21 15 tweets 4 min read
The future of passive income:

Micromarkets.

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

One of mine made $22,000 in 30 days.

Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own): Image I have 4 Micromarkets.

They’re basically a larger vending machine.

Instead of 1 regular machine...

They have multiple shelves & coolers.

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Apr 14 12 tweets 3 min read
The ultimate recession-proof business:

Smart Coolers & Micromarkets.

• Open 24/7
• 0 Employees
• Sells food, drinks, & necessities

I own 50 of these & make $25k/month profit.

Here's exactly how you can start your own: Image
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1. What is a Micromarket?

Think vending machine meets convenience store.

Micromarkets are:

• Unattended retail spaces
• Self-checkout systems
• Stocked with products people need daily

They're perfect for apartments, offices, gyms, and hospitals.
Apr 11 13 tweets 3 min read
This vending machine makes me $1,200/month.

But instead of me splitting profits with the owner...

He actually pays me to have my machine at the location.

I wasn't going to reveal this strategy…

But here it is:

🧵 Image Here's the breakdown:

• Revenue: $1,200/month
• Cost of Goods: $360
• Software & transaction fees: $120
• Operator: $120
• Profit: $600/month.

I don't pay rent or split profits with the owner.

In fact…
Apr 9 12 tweets 3 min read
There are 2 fundamentally different types of happiness:

1. Hedonic (pleasure)
2. Eudaimonic (meaning)

Most people chase the wrong one…

& it costs them everything.

Understanding the difference will transform your approach to life: 🧵 Image You can see this paradox everywhere:

• The millionaire who's deeply depressed
• The celebrity who struggles with addiction
• The social media star who feels completely empty

Why is this?

They’ve chased hedonic happiness while neglecting eudaimonic fulfillment.

Let me explain…
Apr 2 12 tweets 3 min read
Naval just spent 3 hours with Chris Williamson.

They discussed exactly how to find true wealth, freedom & happiness.

This conversation will change your life…

Here are the 8 best takeaways: Image 1. What Is Happiness?
Apr 1 9 tweets 3 min read
This is Michael Jordan.

His Nike shoe deal makes him $400,000,000/year in passive income.

I'm no NBA legend...

But I make $300,000+/year passively.

Here's how I did it as a normal guy: Image 1. I Started With One Vending Machine

I bought my first vending machine and placed it in an apartment complex lobby.

• I financed it with $0 down payment
• I stocked it with snacks, energy drinks, and water

That first machine started generating profit from day one. Image
Mar 31 17 tweets 5 min read
I grew my vending business to $25,000/month in 2024.

If I had to start over from 0 & wanted to do it again in 2025…

Here’s exactly what I’d do (Bookmark This): Image
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1. Find a location in my city.

I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:

• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees

& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.

After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2:
Mar 28 13 tweets 4 min read
You were born with 2.3 billion seconds to live.

You’re a time billionaire.

Whether you’re in your 20s or your 60s…

This concept will forever change how you view life:

🧵 Image "The Time Billionaire" is a concept from Graham Duncan.

It's simple math:

The average global life expectancy is 73 years.

73 years = 2.3 billion seconds.

As soon as you're born...

The countdown from 2.3 billion starts.

So what does this really mean? Image
Mar 17 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to financial freedom:

Passive income.

If you want to make money while you sleep...

Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):

1. Laundromats Image A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Mar 11 13 tweets 3 min read
I found a guy who goes around asking millionaires:

• How they got rich
• Their best financial advice
• How to succeed in business

To no surprise… they all have amazing answers.

Here are my top 8: Image
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1.
Feb 28 12 tweets 2 min read
One of my smart coolers makes $5,000/month.

And it's completely automated.

• No employees
• No restocking headaches
• Just passive income while I sleep

Here's exactly how I did it (& how you can too): Image 1. What's a smart cooler?

Think luxury vending, but better:

• Locked door with card reader
• AI cameras track what you grab
• No scanning or checkout needed
• Completely automated inventory

Way more advanced than old school vending machines.
Feb 18 10 tweets 3 min read
This Micromarket makes $17,000/month.

The crazy part?

It requires 0 employees.

Even better?

You can start one with $0 down.

Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can too): Image 1. First, let me explain what a Micromarket is.

I used to think vending was just snacks & sodas.

But Micromarkets changed everything:

• Way bigger than regular vending machines
• Multiple shelves & coolers
• Can stock fresh food, drinks, & essentials
• Completely automated with AI cameras
Feb 17 12 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago I placed my first vending machine.

Now I have 50+ machines that pay me $25,000/month profit.

Here are 7 vending tricks I wish I knew before I started: Image
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7. Every location is a lead.

Just because a location already has a vending machine, doesn't mean they're happy with it.

Myself & Vendingpreneurs have had a ton of success with locations that already have machines but they're:
Feb 14 12 tweets 2 min read
I noticed a dying vending machine at my gym.

Asked if I could replace it with mine…

6 months later:

$11,400 profit without leaving my house.

Here's the exact system I used (costs less than $380): Image
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1. Finding the Opportunity

I noticed something at my local gym:

They had a vending machine, but nobody used it.

So I spoke to the owner about replacing it with mine.

The pitch?

Stock it with protein snacks & energy drinks.
Feb 12 11 tweets 2 min read
My 51 vending machine route made $445,345 last year.

It took me 5 years to scale.

But you can do it in less than 2 weeks…

Here's how you can find a route, buy it, & make 6-figures/year from it: Image
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1. Finding Routes

First, search these platforms:

• Facebook Marketplace
• Craigslist
• BizBuySell
• Local listings

Pro tip:

Ask property managers for their current vendor's contact info.