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Father of 3 | Founder of 2 | Building the largest Unattended Retail network in the 🌎
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Nov 10 14 tweets 3 min read
Don’t buy Bitcoin.
Don’t buy an ATM.
Don’t buy a laundromat.

Instead, buy this little smart cooler that turns any apartment complex into a cash machine.

Let me show you exactly how it works: Image Apartment complexes are desperate for modern amenities right now.

Most still have broken vending machines collecting dust from 2015.

Property managers want solutions.

Residents want convenience.

You can be the bridge between them.

This is your moment.

Here's the exact process:
Oct 31 10 tweets 3 min read
Don’t spend $5,000 on a nice watch.

Instead, invest in a Micromarket that can pay you $5,000 every month.

(One of mine makes $22k+/month).

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image 1. What are Micromarkets?

Micromarkets are the future of passive income.

They're basically high-end vending machines:

• 0 employees needed
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I've placed 5 myself & helped countless others do the same.

Now, to get started…
Sep 26 11 tweets 2 min read
I asked AI to design the perfect diet for living to 100.

But with one catch:

It had to cost less than $200/week.

Here’s the exact meal plan it gave me (step by step). 🧵 The prompt I gave AI:

“Design a 7-day diet for maximum lifespan. Budget: <$200/week. Must be realistic, filling, and based on the best science.”

No supplements. No gimmicks. Just food.
Sep 5 11 tweets 2 min read
This Ex-Google exec says AI dystopia starts in 2027.

He predicts:

• Jobs vanish overnight
• Power concentrates in few hands
• Most people fall into UBI dependence

The good news?

He broke down EXACTLY how it’ll happen (& how you can protect yourself): 🧵 Image He calls it the FACE RIPS era.

Freedom, Accountability, Connection, Equality, Reality, Innovation, Power.

All ripped apart.

But there's one thing he doesn't mention: Those building assets NOW won't need to worry.
Sep 1 15 tweets 3 min read
You can purchase a micromarket or smart cooler for $0 down, place it in an apartment complex in your city & make $3,000-$22,000/month in passive income.

Here's your exact step-by-step blueprint to do it: Image
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I have 20+ of these smart coolers & micromarkets.

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Aug 25 9 tweets 3 min read
This Micromarket makes $22,000/month.

The crazy part?

It requires 0 employees.

Even better?

You can start one with $0 down.

Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can too): Image 1. First, let me explain what a Micromarket is.

I used to think vending was just snacks & sodas.

But Micromarkets changed everything:

• Way bigger than regular vending machines
• Multiple shelves & coolers
• Can stock fresh food, drinks, & essentials
• Completely automated with AI cameras
Aug 22 14 tweets 2 min read
I just had my 3rd kid.

& while at home taking care of it, my vending machines will still make me $65,000+/month profit.

Here's why vending is the greatest business model for parents: Image Every parent faces the same impossible choice:

Miss your kids growing up to build wealth.

Or be present and struggle financially.

I found option 3…
Aug 19 18 tweets 5 min read
I grew my vending machine business from 0 to 100+ machines in 5 years.

If I had to start over & wanted to do it again…

Here's exactly how I'd do it (Bookmark This): Image
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1. Find a location in my city.

I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:

• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees

& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.

After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2:
Aug 18 11 tweets 3 min read
Passive income will set you financially free.

Yet 99% of people don't know how to start...

Here are the 8 best options for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Aug 13 12 tweets 2 min read
You don't need $10K to start a vending business.

You can finance a machine for $0 down, place it in high-traffic locations, and profit $1,000+/month within the first 90 days.

Here's how: 🧵 Step 1: Find the right location first

Don't buy a machine and hope to find a spot.

Look for places with full parking lots:

• Apartment complexes with 100+ units
• Office buildings with multiple tenants
• Gyms that are busy all day
• Medical offices with constant foot traffic
Aug 8 11 tweets 4 min read
Joe Rogan just sat down with the world's top AI safety researcher and professor:

Dr. Roman Yampolskiy

What he revealed about artificial intelligence will change how you think about our future…

Here are 8 insights that every person should understand about AI: Image 1. We're in Uncharted Territory (And Moving Fast)

"Right now the large AI labs are running this experiment on 8 billion people."

Think about the timeline:

• For 50 years, experts said AI was "20 years away"
• Then GPT launched and suddenly everyone thinks it's 2-3 years away
• We went from impossible to inevitable in months

The speed of change is unprecedented in human history.
Aug 6 12 tweets 3 min read
This guy goes around asking people for a favor.

In return...

He changes their lives.

These videos are truly amazing...

Here are my top 8:

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Jul 29 13 tweets 3 min read
The #s behind my vending machine business:

• 102 machines
• $100k/month revenue
• $65,000/month in profit

& I started 5 years ago with 0 experience.

Here's the exact system I used: Image Step 1: Find the right locations.

I don't chase flashy spots. I look for one thing: full parking lots.

If the parking lot's full, there's foot traffic. And foot traffic equals sales.

My best performers are in places most people overlook:

• Manufacturing plants
• Medical office buildings
• Apartment complexes
• Employee break rooms
Jul 25 13 tweets 3 min read
In the last 60 years, obesity rates in America have gone from 13% to 42%.

Everyone thinks it’s due to:

• Food
• Mental health
• Lack of physical activity

So I did a deep dive to find out what’s really been going on…

Here’s what I found: Image
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In 1960, 13% of Americans were obese.

Today? Over 42%.

This isn't about willpower.

It's a broken system designed to keep you sick.

What changed?
Jul 7 14 tweets 4 min read
It's never been easier to make passive income.

I make $60k/month passively, so I would know.

Here are the 10 best streams for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand...

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Jul 1 14 tweets 3 min read
In 2020 I bought a used vending machine for $1500.

Now I have 102 machines profiting $60k/month.

Screw it...

Here's the full step-by-step system I used to go from 0-100+ machines in 5 years: Image
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First...

Why vending machines are the perfect business:

• 50% profit margins
• Scalable to any size
• Zero employees needed
• $0 down financing available
• Completely automated systems
• Minimal time commitment (1hr/week)

Now, let’s get into things:
Jun 24 12 tweets 3 min read
5 years ago I almost invested $15,000 in Miami real estate...

Instead, I placed a Micromarket in an apartment building.

It made $17,000 in the first 30 days.

Here’s the step-by-step blueprint I used to do it: Image 1. Why I Passed on Real Estate

In 2018, I wanted to buy a rental property in Miami.

I had $15,000 ready for a down payment, but the numbers didn’t add up:

• Low rental yields.
• High property prices.
• Maintenance headaches.

It felt like a grind with little return.

So, I started looking for alternatives...
Jun 23 14 tweets 4 min read
Passive income will set you financially free.

Yet 99% of people don't know how to start...

Here are the 10 best options for 2025:

1. Laundromats A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Jun 16 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to financial freedom:

Passive income.

If you want to make money while you sleep…

Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):

1. Storage Facilities Image People will always need extra space for their stuff.

All you have to do is provide storage…

& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income
Jun 13 11 tweets 2 min read
I started selling Smartwater in my vending machines 12 months ago.

It’s made me $15,661 in profit which could pay for our family vacation this summer.

Here’s my process for finding products broken down step-by-step: Image
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The avg. U.S. families spend $4,670 on a summer vacation.

I made almost 4x that just selling Smartwater in my vending machines.

So before you spend $4,000 this summer…

Buy a vending machine and stock it with products that could pay for your vacation next year.
Jun 9 15 tweets 4 min read
The future of passive income:

Smart coolers.

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

One of mine makes $3,000/month.

Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own): Image I've placed 65 Smart coolers.

They’re basically an upgraded version of a vending machine.

Instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how: