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Building a tribe of Vendingpreneurs 🚀 Replacing old school vending machines with Unattended-Retail 1-at-a-time 📍 GirlDad 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Free Guide 👇
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Dec 16 14 tweets 4 min read
The key to financial freedom:

Passive income.

If you want to make money while you sleep...

Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):

1. Laundromats Image A timeless passive income business.

Clean clothes are always in demand

• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
Dec 2 10 tweets 3 min read
This "weird" machine paid my mortgage last month.

How?

I placed a "Micromarket" in an apartment complex 5 months ago, & last month...

It generated enough profit to cover our mortgage.

Here’s exactly how it works (& how you can place your own): Image 1. What’s a Micromarket?

Micromarkets are high-end vending machines that allow you to sell fresh produce and other premium products.

Why are they so great?

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I’ve placed 4 myself, and the returns are life-changing.
Nov 26 9 tweets 3 min read
Are vending machines ACTUALLY profitable?

7 people.

7 vending machine businesses.

7 videos showing how much they REALLY make: Image
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Nov 19 16 tweets 5 min read
Bryan Johnson is spending $2,000,000/year to live until 120.

So I spent a full day researching his entire longevity blueprint.

Here’s a full breakdown of his routine & how anyone can use it:

(without spending $2M/year) Image
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The results from Bryan’s routine are impressive:

• Slowed pace of aging by equivalent of 31 years
• Reduced biological age by 21 yrs in 5 months (42 to 21)
• Acumulating aging damage slower than 88% of 18-year-olds

& since I'm a father who’s passionate about anti-aging…
Nov 11 15 tweets 4 min read
Don’t spend $3,000 on the newest MacBook.

Instead, invest in a Smart Cooler that can pay you $3,000 every month.

(I own 5 of these that each make ~$3k/month)

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image What is a Smart Cooler?

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Nov 1 18 tweets 4 min read
I've never done this before...

But I'm revealing ALL of the numbers behind my newest Micromarket:

• How much I paid
• How much revenue it's made
• How much profit I've made

Here's everything you need to know: Image 1. Image
Oct 28 10 tweets 3 min read
Don’t spend $5,000 on a nice watch.

Instead, invest in a Micromarket that can pay you $5,000 every month.

(One of mine makes $17k/month).

Best part?

No big down payment needed.

Here's how you can start yours: Image 1. What are Micromarkets?

Micromarkets are the future of passive income.

They're basically high-end vending machines:

• 0 employees needed
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

I've placed 4 myself & helped countless others do the same.

Now, to get started…
Oct 21 17 tweets 5 min read
The most underrated business for 2024:

Vending Machines.

I've grown my vending business to 50+ machines.

If I had to start over from 0 & wanted to do it again…

Here’s exactly what I’d do (Bookmark this): Image
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1. Find a location in my city.

I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:

• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees

& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.

After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2: Image
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Oct 18 14 tweets 4 min read
But how much do they REALLY make?

10 unique passive income streams.

10 different people.

10 videos explaining what they are & how much profit they make: Image
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10. Laundromat.
Oct 16 10 tweets 3 min read
I attended the biggest vending show in the world.

The #1 thing I learned?

Incredible technology is revolutionizing this industry...

Here are 5 exciting takeaways on the future of unattended retail: Image 1. The future of vending isn’t snacks & drinks.

The most interesting thing I noticed:

As vending machines & micromarkets become more modernized & technology-focused…

The snacks & drinks selling won’t be the main driver of revenue.

Instead…
Oct 15 15 tweets 3 min read
The future of passive income:

Micromarkets.

• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential

One of mine made $13,000 in the last 30 days.

Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own): Image I have 4 Micromarkets.

They’re basically a larger vending machine.

Instead of 1 regular machine...

They have multiple shelves & coolers.

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Oct 14 10 tweets 2 min read
This basic cooler makes $3,000+ per month.

3x what an average vending machine makes.

Here’s what it is, how it’s making so much money & how we plan on increasing the revenue even more: Image 1. What it is.

A Stockwell smart cooler.

Aka the next generation of vending machines.

It’s a large cooler with the same technology as a vending machine (hence the name).

So, how does it make so much money?
Oct 9 11 tweets 3 min read
I started my vending machine business 4 years ago.

Now I have over 50 machines.

8 Rookie Mistakes I WISH I avoided when I started: Image 1. Not maximizing your bottom line.

A 16oz Water & 16oz Monster energy drink may have the same 65% profit margins.

The important difference?

The Monster sells for $4 & the water sells for $2.

A rack of Monster brings in $112 & water only brings in $51.
Oct 2 11 tweets 3 min read
You don’t need a great salary to make your first $100k.

Here are 7 ways to make 6-figures while working less than 10 hours a week:

(I do 4 of these)

🧵 Image 7. Micromarkets
Oct 1 15 tweets 4 min read
This 9-year-old started his own vending machine business.

His goal?

To become the first millionaire in his family.

After placing 50 machines myself...

Here’s the exact step-by-step system I’d use to help him build a 7-figure vending business:
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Here’s the video:

(Scroll down for how I’d help him build a 7-figure vending business)
Sep 30 15 tweets 3 min read
This woman worked 10+ years as an “end-of-life” nurse.

She asked 100s of patients the biggest regrets they had on their deathbed.

Oddly enough…

They all had similar answers.

Here are the top 5 most common:

(So you don’t make the same mistakes) Image This comes from Bronnie Ware & her book:

"The Top Five Regrets of the Dying"

If you don't want to read the book...

Here were the top 5 regrets: Image
Sep 23 14 tweets 4 min read
You can purchase a micromarket or smart cooler for $0 down, place it in an apartment complex in your city & make $3,000-$17,000/month in passive income.

Here's your exact step-by-step blueprint to do it:
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I have 10+ of these smart coolers & micromarkets.

They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.

They're also a lot bigger...

This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:

• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches

& make a lot more money.

Here’s how:
Sep 18 11 tweets 3 min read
A vending machine business will set you financially free.

Here are the 8 best machines to place right now:

1. Micromarket. 2. Combination Machine.
Sep 16 13 tweets 3 min read
No one believes me when I tell them this:

You can make a deal with a location, place a vending machine for $0, & profit $1000+/month from it.

I've done it 50x.

Here's my exact process each time:
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The #1 rule of the vending biz:

Don’t buy a machine until you have a location secured.

You don’t want to have a machine taking up space in your garage for months/years.

Especially if you financed it.

Remember that!

Ok, now, onto your vending biz blueprint:
Sep 13 18 tweets 6 min read
Lionel Messi turned down a $1,600,000,000 deal from Saudi club Al Hilal.

But that’s because Messi had bigger moves on his mind.

Whether he’s your G.O.A.T or not…

Messi’s income portfolio will blow your mind:

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Everyone was shocked when Messi turned down a billion-dollar contract from the Al Hilal soccer club in Saudi Arabia.

But since then, it’s become apparent that Messi had plans to make even MORE with Inter Miami.

These income streams are going to make $1.6 billion look small: Image
Sep 11 14 tweets 4 min read
After years of working with all-stars like:

• Kevin Durant
• Lebron James
• Denzel Washington

Eric Thomas broke down the secrets to success into 8 key principles.

If you want to unlock your true potential, read this thread: Image Thomas’s message revolves around resilience, hard work, and owning your journey.

He challenges you to:

• Take control of your life
• Stay hungry for success
• Push through the hardest moments

Here are 8 key principles you can implement today: