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Mike Hoffmann
@MrPassive_
Building a tribe of Vendingpreneurs 🚀 Replacing old school vending machines with Unattended-Retail 1-at-a-time 📍 GirlDad 👨👩👧👧 Free Guide 👇
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Apr 11
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This vending machine makes me $1,200/month.
But instead of me splitting profits with the owner...
He actually pays me to have my machine at the location.
I wasn't going to reveal this strategy…
But here it is:
🧵
Here's the breakdown:
• Revenue: $1,200/month
• Cost of Goods: $360
• Software & transaction fees: $120
• Operator: $120
• Profit: $600/month.
I don't pay rent or split profits with the owner.
In fact…
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Apr 9
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12 tweets
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3 min read
There are 2 fundamentally different types of happiness:
1.
Hedonic (pleasure)
2.
Eudaimonic (meaning)
Most people chase the wrong one…
& it costs them everything.
Understanding the difference will transform your approach to life: 🧵
You can see this paradox everywhere:
• The millionaire who's deeply depressed
• The celebrity who struggles with addiction
• The social media star who feels completely empty
Why is this?
They’ve chased hedonic happiness while neglecting eudaimonic fulfillment.
Let me explain…
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Apr 2
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12 tweets
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3 min read
Naval just spent 3 hours with Chris Williamson.
They discussed exactly how to find true wealth, freedom & happiness.
This conversation will change your life…
Here are the 8 best takeaways:
1.
What Is Happiness?
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Apr 1
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9 tweets
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3 min read
This is Michael Jordan.
His Nike shoe deal makes him $400,000,000/year in passive income.
I'm no NBA legend...
But I make $300,000+/year passively.
Here's how I did it as a normal guy:
1.
I Started With One Vending Machine
I bought my first vending machine and placed it in an apartment complex lobby.
• I financed it with $0 down payment
• I stocked it with snacks, energy drinks, and water
That first machine started generating profit from day one.
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Mar 31
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17 tweets
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5 min read
I grew my vending business to $25,000/month in 2024.
If I had to start over from 0 & wanted to do it again in 2025…
Here’s exactly what I’d do (Bookmark This):
1.
Find a location in my city.
I’d google the following locations within 30 minutes of me:
• Apartment complexes
• College/University campuses
• Businesses with 100+ employees
& make a list of each one's email/phone numbers.
After I make my list, I’d move on to step 2:
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Mar 28
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13 tweets
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4 min read
You were born with 2.3 billion seconds to live.
You’re a time billionaire.
Whether you’re in your 20s or your 60s…
This concept will forever change how you view life:
🧵
"The Time Billionaire" is a concept from Graham Duncan.
It's simple math:
The average global life expectancy is 73 years.
73 years = 2.3 billion seconds.
As soon as you're born...
The countdown from 2.3 billion starts.
So what does this really mean?
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Mar 17
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4 min read
The key to financial freedom:
Passive income.
If you want to make money while you sleep...
Here are the 10 best passive income streams anyone can start in 2025 (no experience required):
1.
Laundromats
A timeless passive income business.
Clean clothes are always in demand
• Set up machines
• Automate processes
• Enjoy steady cash flow
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Mar 11
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3 min read
I found a guy who goes around asking millionaires:
• How they got rich
• Their best financial advice
• How to succeed in business
To no surprise… they all have amazing answers.
Here are my top 8:
1.
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Feb 28
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2 min read
One of my smart coolers makes $5,000/month.
And it's completely automated.
• No employees
• No restocking headaches
• Just passive income while I sleep
Here's exactly how I did it (& how you can too):
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What's a smart cooler?
Think luxury vending, but better:
• Locked door with card reader
• AI cameras track what you grab
• No scanning or checkout needed
• Completely automated inventory
Way more advanced than old school vending machines.
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Feb 18
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3 min read
This Micromarket makes $17,000/month.
The crazy part?
It requires 0 employees.
Even better?
You can start one with $0 down.
Here's exactly how I did it (and how you can too):
1.
First, let me explain what a Micromarket is.
I used to think vending was just snacks & sodas.
But Micromarkets changed everything:
• Way bigger than regular vending machines
• Multiple shelves & coolers
• Can stock fresh food, drinks, & essentials
• Completely automated with AI cameras
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Feb 17
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5 years ago I placed my first vending machine.
Now I have 50+ machines that pay me $25,000/month profit.
Here are 7 vending tricks I wish I knew before I started:
7.
Every location is a lead.
Just because a location already has a vending machine, doesn't mean they're happy with it.
Myself & Vendingpreneurs have had a ton of success with locations that already have machines but they're:
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Feb 14
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12 tweets
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2 min read
I noticed a dying vending machine at my gym.
Asked if I could replace it with mine…
6 months later:
$11,400 profit without leaving my house.
Here's the exact system I used (costs less than $380):
1.
Finding the Opportunity
I noticed something at my local gym:
They had a vending machine, but nobody used it.
So I spoke to the owner about replacing it with mine.
The pitch?
Stock it with protein snacks & energy drinks.
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Feb 12
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My 51 vending machine route made $445,345 last year.
It took me 5 years to scale.
But you can do it in less than 2 weeks…
Here's how you can find a route, buy it, & make 6-figures/year from it:
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Finding Routes
First, search these platforms:
• Facebook Marketplace
• Craigslist
• BizBuySell
• Local listings
Pro tip:
Ask property managers for their current vendor's contact info.
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Feb 10
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14 tweets
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Don’t spend $3,000 on the newest MacBook.
Instead, invest in a Smart Cooler that can pay you $3,000 every month.
(I own 5 of these that each make ~$3k/month)
Best part?
No big down payment needed.
Here's how you can start yours:
What is a Smart Cooler?
They’re basically modern versions of a vending machine.
They're also a lot bigger...
This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:
• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches
& make a lot more money.
Here’s how:
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Jan 28
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Don’t spend $5,000 on a nice watch.
Instead, invest in a Micromarket that can pay you $5,000 every month.
(One of mine makes $17k/month).
Best part?
No big down payment needed.
Here's how you can start yours:
1.
What are Micromarkets?
Micromarkets are the future of passive income.
They're basically high-end vending machines:
• 0 employees needed
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential
I've placed 5 myself & helped countless others do the same.
Now, to get started…
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Jan 27
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Lionel Messi turned down a $1,600,000,000 deal from Saudi club Al Hilal.
But that’s because Messi had bigger moves on his mind.
Whether he’s your G.O.A.T or not…
Messi’s income portfolio will blow your mind:
🧵
Everyone was shocked when Messi turned down a billion-dollar contract from the Al Hilal soccer club in Saudi Arabia.
But since then, it’s become apparent that Messi had plans to make even MORE with Inter Miami.
These income streams are going to make $1.6 billion look small:
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Jan 24
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There are 4 million vending machines in Japan.
That's 1 machine for every 23 people.
Here are the top 8 craziest machines (with videos):
8.
Hot meal machines.
Fresh, hot food in minutes:
• Ramen bowls
• Grilled fish
• Curry rice
Available 24/7, no restaurant needed.
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Jan 22
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4 min read
You can start a vending machine business with < $500 & scale it to 50+ machines in 4 years.
(I did this)
Here's your exact blueprint for 2025 (Updated):
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Start smart, not big.
Less than $500.
That's all you need to start a 6-figure vending business.
Don’t go overboard here.
Here's how to get your first machine with $0 down:
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Jan 21
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14 tweets
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4 min read
The key to creating true freedom:
Boring businesses.
If you want to start a real, reliable business…
Here are the 8 best boring businesses anyone can start in 2025:
1.
Storage Facilities
People will always need extra space for their stuff.
All you have to do is provide storage…
& you can enjoy your low-maintenance, scalable income
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Jan 20
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15 tweets
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4 min read
The future of passive income:
Micromarkets.
• 0 employees
• High profit margins
• Unlimited earning potential
One of mine made $17,000 in 30 days.
Here's a full breakdown of everything you need to know (& how to place your own):
I have 4 Micromarkets.
They’re basically a larger vending machine.
Instead of 1 regular machine...
They have multiple shelves & coolers.
This means instead of just chips & soda, you can stock:
• Salads
• Smoothies
• Sandwiches
& make a lot more money.
Here’s how:
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Jan 15
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14 tweets
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2 min read
While everyone's gambling on crypto...
Smart people are quietly getting rich with ETFs.
These 10 funds can make you a millionaire:
(Bookmark this)
🧵
1.
VOO (Vanguard S&P 500 ETF)
Want exposure to America's 500 largest companies?
This is your foundation:
• Low fees
• Diversified
• Proven track record
You can’t go wrong here.