Gents from the Surburbs/City who can't slaughter a chicken, goat or cow come this side.
Let me help you gain some cred when you visit your inlaws or girlfriend's home whom you see as a potential wife this festive season.
Just follow these basic rules and you will be sorted. :
1 : But yourself an overall
2 : Buy 2 cases of beer(750ml)not this 330ml nonsense, also 2 bottles of vodka/whiskey and hide these things somewhere in the garage. (This is not isipheko, but instruments to help you thrive in this domain)
Feb 18, 2023 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
A Thread About Sex 😋🍆🍑💦
Sex alone is extremely spiritual.
It is an exchange of spiritual characteristics.
You will always walk away with something good or bad after every session,and this is mainly determined by who you sleep with or who sleeps with you.
Jan 27, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Some people aren't good at asking for help because they're so used to being 'the helper' Throughout their life they've experienced an unbalanced 🙂give and take😔, so their instinct is usually "l'll figure it out on my own". The self-reliance is all they've ever known.🥺
As a result this is often mistaken for pride😔kanti ngempela that person really doesn't know how to take or even ask.
-Some might go to bed with an empty stomach and tears😭 and still put a smile on in the morning and help other people.
Jan 26, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
What is a trance ?
When someone is in a "trance"that is when one or two
Spirits take over the body of that certain individual and
express their gifts,character traits and abilities .
This is when
people see you operate and function as a different person as
opposed to one they are familiar with.
These Spirits are a source of inspiration to many.That is why
we have exceptional Lawyers,Doctors,Football players,Media
personalities,Artists,Detectives etc.
Jan 25, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
What is mine finds me.
I don't chase,I attract.
I don't look for good and beautiful things the universe has to offer,they look for me and they find me and stay with me forever.
Whatever is bad for me and my purpose now or in the long run doesn't last ,but it fades.
Darkness & even the form of darkness that presents itself as light does not have the power to stay in my presence.
Whoever thinks & speaks ill of me & has ill conceived intentions about me in private or in public fades away.Whatever darkness they say about me turns into light .
Jan 25, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Many parents who were supposed to answer their calling are hiding in churches.
Some ran away for their own personal selfish reasons.
Some did due to fear and lack of understanding and financial constraints.
The things parents run away from become their children's responsibility.
Your kids aren't troublesome for no reason ❗
Your kids aren't "special needs"kids for no reason❗
Your kids aren't progressing in life for no reason❗
Your kids aren't having relationship problems for no reason❗
Your kids aren't having academic problems for no reason❗
