The NRP Editorial Board whipped up a Buzzfeed-style list for your holiday enjoyment. From gigachad to goyslop, please enjoy the most supreme New Right memes ever. 🧵🧵🧵 50. Sensitive young man

They don’t understand you. You’re not an evil hatemonger. You’re not a stochastic terrorist. You’re just misunderstood who likes to read esoteric books about history and politics. If anything, you just love too much, and too hard. Like Ryan Gosling in that one movie. He’s literally you. A sensitive young man.

If you have young kids you know how hard this "found family" stuff is pushed. Really seductive idea for any kid, let alone ones in troubled circumstances, that they really belong in a Benetton ad where family is always smiling and accepting, realer than blood.
🧵(1/7) 90s PBS said "family comes in all shapes and sizes." I was smart enough even then to understand that this was propaganda normalizing ghetto dysfunction. The black kids in my neighborhood had addict moms and dads in jail. So duh, "black grandmama with grandkids is a family."

I attended a Harry Potter wedding a few years back. Potter cocktails, Potter table decor, Potter photobooth. Dumbledore quote in the program. 🧵 Apparently, Potter weddings are happening all the time. This sort of thing is everywhere. Lightsaber duels instead of a first dance. Rapped vows.

The Redditor is a self-loathing ex-gifted kid who indulges in childish consumption rather than face the duties and uncertainties of adulthood. He thumbs his nose at traditional authority, and makes that bratty rebelliousness his whole personality. 🧵 Redditism is not just an aesthetic or a collection of fandoms, it’s an ideology, one that has been taken up and instrumentalized by the global elite against everything good. It animates a global death cult that wants you dead first. It’s the end of the line.

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The Rise of the Right-Wing Progressives (N.S. Lyons)
Marc Andreessen wrote a Techno-optimist Manifesto, and the tech media commies, who have no capability of critiquing something that they can’t put in the “right wing fascist” bucket, immediately called it right wing, and fascist. But it ain’t. N.S. Lyons provides clarity, introducing the “Right Wing Progressive,” a creature that wants to leverage state capacity to pursue progress at all costs. The True Nature of the Culture War — @_kruptos

Kruptos explores why the culture war actually matters. The sex and gender stuff is not a sideshow, it’s the main event.

The 40 Most Powerful Memes of 2024: New Right Edition

40. Concubines
The guy who murked Bin Laden, @mchooyah, made us all do the whiteguyblinking.gif when he told neotenous zoomer libs that in a sane society, he'd have them as his sex slaves. The most unexpected tweet of the year. 39. Peanut the Squirrel
When the nanny state found it within their purview to take out this fuzzy lil’ guy who wudn’t hurtin’ nobody, it reminded us that they’ll sooner let you get burned alive on the subway by an illegal schizoid than let you have a no-no animal as a pet.

You know factory meat production is demonic. Wretched creatures living in constant suffering. You know eating sick, poisoned animals is making you sick and poisoned.

You must eat better meat. You must become a Meat Freezer Bro. 🧵 You want beef that's:
-100% pasture raised
-Grass-fed, grass-finished
-No glyphosate/GMOs in supplemental hay
-No hormones/antibiotics

“Organic” meat at grocery stores is not as clean as you think. You want to Know Your Rancher.

About 20m ago, I tweeted:

"If a white person _______ a black toddler to _____ and then made this face at the mourners, there would be a fiery riot in every major American city that night."

The tweet quickly racked up 500+ likes and then vanished into thin air. This has never happened to me. No notification, no email from Twitter explaining why it was taken down. Nothing. Just says "This post was deleted by its author."

I did not delete the post. WTF. I literally got up to grab a snack, came back to my desk, saw the 500 notifications, and then realized the tweet was gone. @elonmusk if this violated ToS I'd be annoyed but this is just bizarre.

The Dad Index 🧵

It can be difficult to parse the contradictions and shifting alliances inherent to leftism, but once you understand that leftism is simply "hating dad," it becomes clear.

Leftists ask themselves, who is the most "dad" in a given conflict, and oppose that. Usually, Jews are considered lower on the Dad Index. An oppressed minority. An eternal victim of hate and oppression. But this is only in comparison to non-Jewish whites. In comparison with downtrodden brown Palestinians, Jews are dad. And you gotta hate dad.