Vin Diesel unlocking gay fandom for the franchise by casting a bunch of veteran character actresses in F11

https://twitter.com/outlawvern/status/1660041768052854784

Margo Martindale and Kathy Bates crashing sports cars is a movie I would absolutely haul my ass to a theater for ngl

sorry but Elon Musk is very clearly an idiot with a (limited) knack for sales and branding. I don’t get how anyone can observe the man and think he’s not a huge dipshit.

https://twitter.com/sp6runderrated/status/1658969721608257537

public figure intelligence isn’t underrated, it’s overrated! just because they all have degrees and a lot of them are lawyers doesn’t mean a lot of them aren’t dumb as rocks

Barbie movie trailer meets Lovecraft

https://twitter.com/_SarahGailey/status/1657176361222672389

Herbert West—Reanimator but it’s a cunty girlboss named Bertie West and her stupid gay assistant. everything is pastel or a particularly violent shade of hot pink. give me $500,000 for this idea

fact check: wait shit this one’s true

https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1647312555914805248

get him Kitara!

I’m too gay to live alone in the city a mouse got into my kitchen just now and I let out a high-pitched scream and jumped several feet elbow-first into a wall really I’m just too gay to live alone in a cheaply constructed old ass building. my fucking elbow hurts now

I’m fucking sobbing it’s so joever for the GOP in the Northeast

https://twitter.com/populismupdates/status/1646985915259305984

Irish American grandpas suddenly break 75-25 Dem. Shipping Up To Boston becomes a Democratic campaign anthem because the Irish grandpas demand it. the Republican Party is outlawed entirely in Massachusetts