MYOB or BYO Stretcher | the world's only book podcast: https://t.co/URzUTDhbg3
Jan 18, 2023 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
Frank Zappa: "big buddy beasty, the human Kazoo, I hate woman much as I love walrus poo. Baby I'm the SLUR MAN!"
*minor pentatonic guitar hell for 3 minutes*
Me aged 15 talking to my girlfriend: "...you really don't like this? Will I put Primus back on? What do you mean 'ugh'?"
Maynard from Tool: "shaped like mountains, calculate to crush circumference, we greet the pain now"
15 year old me: "The bass is good!"
Fellow 15 year old:"...yeah it's mad, apparently it's about his dead mother"