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Currently mad on line, handsome.
Jun 30, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
You do not know me, but I would like to tell you about the worst day of my life.

Two months after we got married, my wife and I found out we were pregnant. We were surprised, but thrilled. A few months later, on Christmas, we cut into a cake and learned we were having a son. There is a video of me. I have never had a bigger smile than I do in that video.

Pregnancy comes with a lot of appointments. Around 20 weeks is the "anatomy scan." We had ours at 21 weeks.
Nov 20, 2021 14 tweets 5 min read
A history of The Civil ConFLiCT, a 🧵... (1/?) UConn and UCF met for the first time in 2013. UConn was coached by interim TJ Weist, who took over after Paul Pasqualoni was fired earlier in the year.

UCF won 62-17. There was no trophy, no rivalry.
Nov 20, 2021 8 tweets 3 min read
I absolutely HATE to be that guy but UCF is using an imposter trophy. Compare the "vs" font and the diagonal lines. I can't believe a lie would be told in Central Florida but here we are
Nov 7, 2021 9 tweets 1 min read
i suspect uconn is better at women's basketball than fort hays state on pace for a 170-0ish win three minutes in
Oct 22, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
i'm honestly a little confused by the amount of people who seem to think independence is some stopgap thing that uconn's only doing until it figures out a plan for our next conference.

barring some miraculous P5 invite, this IS the plan. full stop. the plan is to play lots of teams casual fans have heard of who are nearby, invest in coaches who can recruit good enough talent to maybe beat some of those teams, hopefully get bowl eligible, put a kid in the NFL occasionally, and make uconn football not a meme anymore