"Trunk-or-treat" is one of the absolute worst tragedies to befall our culture. Do not, under any circumstances, bring your children to a "trunk-or-treat".

The practice, by which a group of parents organize to give out Halloween candy from the trunks of their vehicles in close proximity is sometimes regarded as a safer alternative to trick-or-treating, while other parents see it as an easier alternative to walking the neighborhood with their children. God forbid!

I cannot stress this enough: this is anathema to everything good about Halloween, America, Europe, Western civilization, and the entire history thereof. This, like so much of our modern culture, is a crushing force that seeks to steamroll everything into a safe, amorphous, corporate-approved blob that lacks any semblance of truth, beauty, history, identity, or tradition.

We know that Halloween was historically an old Celtic pagan fire festival to mark the start of winter (forgive the oversimplification, it's just Twitter). In Scotland, Ireland, Britain et. al., from where so many of our good old traditions hail, one could expect masked youngsters impersonating mischievous spirits to throw one's plough or cart into a nasty soggy ditch or lead your horse into a neighbor’s field. There was no appeasing these mischievous ghouls back then! It was chaos! Luckily today, since about 1920 when "guising" was introduced by Irish and Scottish immigrants in Massachusetts, we can bribe the goblins with some sweets and send them on their way.

And that's just it; it's a night when children have a sense of agency and control! We adults are at their joyfully mischievous mercy! If you do not pay the sweet tithe to the fairies and ghouls, your home may well fall victim to a nasty trick (toilet paper, anyone?). This is how it should be! Halloween should not be some staid and sanitized safe little polite jaunt about the park from car trunk to car trunk; it should be a night where children run rampant, threatening to egg houses and burn the village down to the very stones if their ravenous hunger is not appeased! That is good and just and right!

Please, for the sake of tradition, history, and beauty, send your children trick-or-treating from house to house. Have them knock on doors. Encourage mischief and risk and joy. They only get a brief window when this is possible. They only get one childhood.
I stopped at a store recently in a small town with a large beautiful town green. Gazebo and everything. “Any good events coming up?” The clerk shrugged “There’s a trunk-or-treat I guess.”

I vomited on the counter and burned the town to the ground to put it out of its misery.

Five Outrageously Absurd Luxuries I would buy before Apple Vision Pro:

1. The Helko Werk “Scout” axe from their Ironwood collection. $450

Extreme luxury. Sheer hedonism in my mind. The kind of thing that would hang on the wall because it is so pretty. 2. A John Deere X350 $3200

A quick search for a high end lawn tractor resulted in this. Do I need anything like this? Almost certainly not, but I would choose it before the scuba mask.

Thief, Knight, Wizard: a Thread on Masculinity and Aging

Men in stories have three archetypes: the thief, the knight, and the wizard. Think Robin Hood, Arthur, Merlin, and all the versions thereof.

These archetypes correlate to the three stages of a man’s life. (🧵1/4) When a man is young, he has very little beyond his luck, charm, and willingness to get in trouble!

When he is young, a man steals hearts and time and knows very little about what to do with either. We don’t mind.

He is a rogue, but who doesn’t love a handsome rogue?

(🧵2/4)

When we had our first child, it was important to me to read to her books that had positive portrayals of fathers engaging their children in nature.

Here are my top four children’s books with excellent portrayals of fathers and their child in nature.🧵 Owl Moon is my #1. It’s the story of a father who brings his daughter owling in winter. My daughter loves owls and this one gets read every single night.