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Oluwadamilola
@Oludamif3
❤️🌟 The embodiment of what God intended. 🎉
Aug 17, 2020 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
It's disappointing that a lot of people don't realise that exams can and should be written solo and smashed!
Where is your pride? When I wrote GCE in SS1, it was weird cos I had barely covered the syllabus but that was barely enough reason to think of cheating.
Once during the geography paper, one of the expo sheets passed by my table. Completely wrong answers.
Jun 11, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Once, a long long time ago, I put up a picture on one of my social media handles. A friend saw it and made some silly odd comments which I chose to tolerate at that time.
Fast forward a few days and she puts up a picture somewhere too, so I gave her the words back for effect. Babe legit threw a fit.

😃 Ahhh, so you don't like hearing rubbish baa? Next time, think about what you want to say and be sure that you yourself can stomach it.
Jun 4, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Sometimes, I think that one of the reasons Nigeria refuses to fight is because her citizens feel like they can escape the madness by leaving the country or grooming their kids to leave.
A lot of Nigerians already have relatives abroad. Many more are exiting the country to... ... become the relatives abroad.
We aren't all that passionate about fixing our burning roof because the plan is to abandon the house for the bozos who started the fire anyway.
Jun 2, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
This is very very common, especially in public buses and cabs, on BRT and ATM queues...

The last time something like thing happened to me, it was one baba sitting behind me in on Danfo from iyana-ipaja. Sometimes, after noticing the first time, you look at the person's face and doubt yourself. You think 'maybe he just accidentally brushed my body, and it wouldn't happen again'.

It's been happening all my life.
Aug 27, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
The water problem in Ido-Ekiti and environs is major. From the hospital to the rest of the community, you see people fetching water everywhere.
One is lucky if one gets water from a borehole. The rest is rain water and well water that has to settle first. Let's not delve into sanitation and waste disposal. Isn't it where there's water that toilets will be flushed? Open dumping everywhere, there's no state regulated waste disposal system. Not even a small community organised waste disposal system. 'What is a recycle?'
Apr 25, 2019 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
3 months ago, I got a job in a new state I had neither ever been nor had any affiliations. The man who was supposed to help me get a place turned out to be a sly. So I was completely stranded. A friend let me stay with her while I sorted out my accommodation. One day, that week, during my medicals, one of the women helping with signing the med fitness forms looked at me, and asked me if I had anywhere to stay. She gave me her number and I called her 24 hours later. Moved into her house 2 days later and have been there since.