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Sep 5, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Not long ago, a dealer found many monkeys living near a certain village. One day he came into the village stating that he wanted to buy these monkeys. He said that he would buy the monkeys for $100 each. The villagers thought that this man must be crazy. How can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? Still people caught some monkeys and sold them to the dealer for $100 each. This news spread like wildfire & more people caught monkeys and sold them to the dealer. After a few days, the dealer announced that he would now buy monkeys for $200 each.
Aug 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
A poor man always think the rich man made his wealth out of luck.

And the rich man believes the poor is poor because he is lazy.

A young lady who married very early thinks ladies who are finding it hard to get married have bad character.

A man who just graduated and get a job immediately thinks he is smarter than others.

While a woman who just got married and start giving birth sees "barren" women as people who lived a wayward life.

If only the poor knew the price the rich paid to get to top and if only the rich knows the battles, challenges that
Jul 7, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
There's this woman we made contributions for to start up a buisness. Frying yam, potatoes and fish in a very busy junction.

We got her frying pan, gas & tripod, beans, potatoes, fish and other stuff in small quantity for a start, the first day she sold everything and had to buy yams from aboki for her waiting customers, we were surprised & happy.

She sold for one week and stopped, I asked her what the problem was she said her pastor asked her to stop that her ELEDA (creator) is not happy with her, her destiny is greater than frying yam at the junction!
May 27, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
A Mathematics teacher asked her 6years old pupil "If I give you one apple and one apple & one apple, how many apples will you have?" With a few seconds the boy replied confidently, “4!”The confused teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer of 3!

She was disappointed. Image "Maybe the child did not listen properly" she thought.
She repeated, "You will be able to do it right if you listen carefully. If I give you one apple & one apple & one apple,how many apples will you have?" The boy had seen the disappointment on his teacher's face. He calculated-
May 26, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
I learnt something about HURRIED JUDGEMENT vs DELAYED JUDGEMENT weeks ago.

A little girl was holding two apples with both hands. Her mum came and asked her little daughter with a smile; "Baby,could you give your mum one of your two apples? The girl looked up at her mum for some/ Image seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple & then quickly a bite on the other apple.

The mum was disappointed & the smile on her face disappeared. Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum & said "Mummy,take this one.This is the sweeter one."
May 11, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
TEACHER VS STUDENT.

STUDENT: Sir can I ask a question?

Teacher: Yes!

Student: how do you put an elephant inside a fridge?

Teacher: I don't know.

Student: it's easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!

Teacher: okay ask! Student: how to put a donkey inside the fridge??

Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.

Student: No, sir! You just open the fridge to take out the elephant and put it in.

Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!

Student: let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the/
May 9, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Patience visited me
And it reminded me
That good things take time to come to fruition
And grow slowly with stability

Peace visited me
And it reminded me
That I may remain calm through the storms of life
Regardless of the chaos surrounding me Hope visited me
And it reminded me
That better times lay ahead
And it would always be there to guide and uplift me

Humility visited me
And it reminded me
That I may achieve it
Not by trying to shrink myself & make myself less
But by focusing on serving the world.
May 6, 2023 19 tweets 4 min read
The missing fact about Ekweremadu’s case in London.

Emeka Ugwuonye Esq
6/5/2023

David Ukpo Nwamini is the 21-year old Lagos street hawker who was to give his kidney to Ekweremadu’s daughter IN London.When he was interviewed at the hospital in London, they asked him if he knew/ he was to donate his kidney to Sonia Ekweremadu.

He first told them that he had no money to donate. They explained to him that it was his kidney that he was to donate. He asked them what was kidney. Initially, the doctors thought it was a question of language, since David’s/
May 5, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
When you’re a child, a mother walks ahead of you.⁣⁣ She’s your first teacher & sets the example.⁣⁣
She shows you how to be nice to people.

She shows you how to accept your body or yourself the way you are. She shows you resilience when she falls but gets back up again. Image As you get older, a mother starts walking behind you.⁣⁣She gives you space to figure out who you are apart from her.⁣⁣ She lets you lead the way⁣⁣,to find your voice,⁣⁣ your passions,⁣⁣make your friends & discover who you are.⁣⁣ Because she respects your need to grow.
May 5, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Another wrong indoctrination. It's always about WOMEN, WOMEN, WOMEN. The boy is thinking she's doing her good. But low-key he's trying to pass a message that every man owes her a treat. So she will grow up to despise Good men who cannot afford the billof the moment & run after/ Image those who can give her, her brother's kind of treat. Even if the guy is a bad guy. Provided he can "spoil her" & men barely get this kind of Love.Women barely takes care of men,nobody tells them, "Let me take you out..." Men grow up feeling they have to work hard to deserve love.
May 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt & vicious,they have more need of masters."
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Benjamin Franklin

When a society becomes corrupt & immoral,people become less capable of self-government & require more authoritarian control to maintain order. Franklin was a strong proponent of democracy & believed that a government's legitimacy & effectiveness were dependent on the virtue & morality of its citizens. He believed that a government could only be successful if it had the support & participation of its people, and that/
Apr 29, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
SIDE JOKE:

One day, Einstein had to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, Image I attended all of them & even though I don't know anything about science,I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

So they switch clothes & as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage &
Apr 29, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
This woman, JULIET HULME was born in October 1938 in London. The family relocated to Zealand in 1948. The marriage of her parents suffered, leading to their divorce.

In the face of this divorce, JULIET was supposed to relocate to South Africa to stay with her relatives. But, Image this was not easy as she had developed a romantic relationship with another teenager, PAULINE PARKER. Pauline wanted to follow Juliet to South Africa, but her mother wouldn't give her consent. Guess what the two lovers did? The planned & battered PAULINE'S mother to death.
Apr 29, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
CRAZY, ABSURD & INHUMANE!

Several school employees face charges after a 7yrs old student was allegedly told to eat his own vomit.

The allegations is from an incident that occurred in February, where the woman in the picture SARA SEYMOUR, a 27yrs old life skills teacher at/ Image Brown Elementary School, reportedly told the child that he would have to eat his vomit if he vomited.

JULIE TAYLOR, another life skills teacher at the school who is 48 yrs old, allegedly provided a tray for the child to vomit on. Detectives obtained footage of the incident that/
Apr 29, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
BEYOND BRAVERY: The Compassionate Heroism of CHEN SI

This man Chen Si spends every weekend of his life at the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge (It is known as the world's number 1 suicide site). He saves people from jumping. He has saved more than 400 people from killing themselves. ImageImageImage Chen Si’s heroism goes beyond the physical act of saving one’s life. He provides salvation. He gives hope and direction where there is none.

Chen Si teaches us that those at their lowest point in life, those who are so lost that they feel that they will never find their way/
Apr 28, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
There's a story of this man who married a very beautiful girl. Read and give your opinion.

This man loved her very much. But one day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour.

While returning he/ Image He was rumoured to have had an accident & lost his eyesight.
However, their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this & there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her & she/
Apr 28, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
In a mother’s womb were 2 babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”

The other replied, “Yes, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”

“Nonsense,” said the first. “There/ Image is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs & eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

The first replied, “That/
Apr 27, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
I remember the story once told about THE FOX, DONKEY & LION.

The Lion became hungry & he said to the Fox who is a loyal friend: 'Bring me something to eat or I will eat you.'

The Fox went to a Donkey and said: 'The Lion wants to make you King, come with me.'

When the Lion saw/ the donkey, it attacked her, cutting off its ears, but the donkey managed to escape.

The Donkey said to the Fox: 'You tricked me! The Lion tried to kill me!'

The Fox said: 'Don't be silly! He removed your ears to place the crown on your head. Let's go back.'

It made sense to/
Apr 27, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
SLAY QUEENS

The reason why most men always chase after SLAY QUEEN is to maintain the public image.

Ordinarily, most responsible men don't want to tie knots with SLAY QUEENS; A woman who's obsessed about maintaining her outer look, when she remains empty inside. ImageImageImage Men don't really care about the look of the woman on their private space. All they care about is just Peace. The look which women maintain on public space, it's not the same look they maintain on their private space, and men never complains.
Apr 27, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
FOR COUPLES:

A man & his wife went to the zoo. They found a Monkey who was passionately playing with his female. His wife said to him, "What a romantic animal."

Then, they found a Lion and his Lioness separated from each other; the silent Lion sat alone in his corner as if the/ Image Lioness doesn't exist. His wife said to him, "What a sad scene without love."

Her husband then said to her, “Throw that stone at the Lioness & watch.” When she threw the stone at the Lioness, the Lion roar to defend his Lioness, then she was asked to repeat it with the Monkey,
Apr 26, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
These images are 💯 REAL and not EDITED.

CROWN SHYNESS is a naturally occurring phenomenon in some tree species where the upper most branches in a forest canopy avoid touching one another. This forms a canopy with channels running through it, which allows the light to shine/ ImageImage through & create the illusion of waterways.

The effect usually occurs between trees of the same species & sometimes between different species.

One theory assumes a tree's leaves can feel when they are approaching another tree. Once they sense a nearing neighbor, the growing/