So I like to walk from my office to Falomo to get 5k steps in every day.

I was walking on my own today, naim one guy stop me say he get vision for me.

Man: I see that you are looking for a job, and you are currently on the verge of being homeless

Me : Yes, sir. Him: In fact, you are just coming from a job interview, and you were rejected.

Me: How did you know, sir?

Him: Today is your day of liberation.

Me : What do I do, sir, to change this situation

Him: Your elder sister is the one holding you back. You need to pray against her

Shaming Debbie and her husband for living in a one room apartment and not having things like a new mattress and microwave really hurt me.

We act like we are a rich country, forgetting that alot of people are actually poor.

Debbie and her husband are university graduates and are struggling to make ends meet tells you the stark reality of the country we live in. So you think you are better than her because you have a mid level managerial role and can afford a 2 bedroom in ologolo with a small Rio on the side.

You believe you have arrived, forgetting that it takes one sack, sickness, or a misstep to send you back to ground zero.

I just met the most interesting 22year old.

I took an uber out and a 22year old female 300level student of unilag came to get me.

We had the most interesting conversation for the duration of our trip.

I'd come back to complete this thread So I always sit in front of any car I'm in because if I don't get a proper recline I start to have headaches.

She broke the ice by saying my perfume smelt good and we started chatting.

She was so animated and very articulate

It was a no brainer as regards subsidy, it needed to go.

If we take a cursory look at history, we have been paying monies that would have gone to critical sectors on fuel subsidies.

Under OBJ - 812billion
Yaradua - 794billion
Gej - 3.9trillion
Buhari - 11 trillion What needs to happen now is the federal govt will also need to show goodfaith by reducing its waste

We cant bear the brunt of subsidy and you keep bogus overheads and recurrent expenditures.

A lawmaker beheaded in Anambra State and its almost like it didn't happen

Like do we only respond to tragedies when they happen in certain regions of the country? as this is the second beheading in the space of 3 months @Mr_JAGs By the time the insecurity has a foothold in the SE.

Alot of people won't be able to even travel home for festivities.

We see Videos of locals hailing these gun men when they carry out their atrocities.

Had a full adult moment tonight. So my alarm goes off at 4.50am everyday

It takes me 15mins to get ready after that alarm so I'm on my way at 5.15am everyday to work cos I have to be on air at 6am.

Takes me 15mins to drive to work on d average. Got to work and stayed till about 7.15am and left to catch the train to the out office at 8am

After a barrage of meetings I head back to lagos inbtwn calling the driver to ask if he got fuel
Luckily he did.

Got to lagos and rain started to fall and didn't get home till 10pm

On the train to Abeokuta and I won't even lie

I'm so impressed.

The facility is clean, zero touts and the train is on time.. Toilets are clean and it has proper running water.

Lagos made alot of people's dreams come through

Mine inclusive

Even though I was born here! Lagos gave me the opportunity to actually thrive.

It's not near where we want it to be as a state. But to constantly bash lagos like it's some forgotten slum is dishonesty There is no state in Nigeria that will present you with the opportunities that lagos gives you as long as you are ready to hustle.

Imagine if Wike becomes president.

Omo e go lit o esp with that his live band

Inauguration day

Wike: The opposition tried me and I what ?????????

Crowd : Defeated them !!!!!!!

Cue Live band: Opposition try Nyesom.... Nyesom put them forrrrrrr gortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! President Nyesom Wike addressing the United Nations

I stand here before you to say Nigeria is not owing anybody, if you say we borrow money from una, show me the invoice

Cue Live Band: Park, Reverse show wike your particular !!!! Eh Eh Particular

Been seeing alot of people use the breakup of Yugoslavia as a pointer for Nigeria and I laugh at how they are refusing to tell the full story

Because full story no go favour their narrative

So here it goes After World War II, Yugoslavia was subdivided along ethnic lines into six republics and forcibly held together by Tito under communist rule.

Then those IJGB babes are the worst

Prado and Mopol to pick her from Airport 100k

3 nights at 4 points = 210k

Night out at Sip = 300k cos she go bring her innit friends

No thanks for coming here

510k just to fuck Then working class BABES

THESE ONES no dey bill you but 5 months after una dey nack

Seun I'm going to London and zenith has reduced my monthly limit I'm just frustrated

I'm just frustrated = better give me money

Shopping money in London 1000pounds

670k

Just to fok

The danger of fake news and unfounded conspiracies

Over the course of the past year alot of people have rallied against covid vaccines

Saying all sorts, from it being the mark of the beast to a monitoring chip and so on
Alot of informed people are now afraid to get vaccinated People are saying they will wait to see if people who have gotten vaccinated have any side effects

And you can't blame them. A year of lies against a vaccine will surely have a foothold in your mind.

The vaccines have gone through extensive trials

Funniest shit happened today, stopped to buy super glue from a small store on my way to work

The woman said I shouldn't give her money with my left hand

I asked her why

She said is disrespectful

I go I am trying to buy something from you, how does respect come in She goes didnt my parents teach me not to give elders anything with my left hand

Then I ask her how old she is

She goes I'm a 30 year old married woman. You small small yahoo boys will believe you can be disrespecting people anyhow..

I'm angry at this point and amused

Not a fan of Gowon but I think our lack of history makes us believe anything people say
After the Murtala Muhammed Coup, General Gowon, far away in Kampala, had friends.  Many offers of residence came to him in Kampala from various African countries. He notified the new regime in Lagos that he would leave Kampala for Lome in Togo.

There are different kinds of sex work

1. There are the ones that stand on the road

2. The ones that have 9 to 5 Jobs that use sex work to beef up their earnings, these are the ones that get called up via referrals

3. The ones that work as strippers 4. The ones that don't have 9 to 5 gigs.
But don't stand on the road

These ones are always available for sex work 247 as long as you can pay their money
5. The ones who use social media, twitter, IG, Tinder and the likes
6. The curious ones who do sex work out of peer pressure

One thing I have come to see is that kids that have no love shown to them while growing up

Tend to be maladjusted adults.

Esp people who are overly controlling, they don't know how to love without conditions.

Because they weren't raised to do so. So when they happen to like someone they try to always control everything.

Because letting go and loving someone without any precondition is like giving up their power

And it scares them.

We need to start asking deeper questions.

The Global best practice for policemen is that they carry out their work within the ambit of the law.

And said law constantly provides for them the power to arrest, search and detain based on probable cause. Now in Nigeria, the apprehension is very valid. Owing largely to the fact that the police constantly operates outside the ambit of the law.

Illegal raids
Extrajudicial killings
Brutality and Torture
Planting of evidence and so on.

So our fight should actually be .....

Alot of people want to live like westerners

They want to be left alone.. forgetting that its a strong sense of family& community that got u to where u are today

When u moved abroad, ur uncle who is really not related to u came from his overnight shift to pick u from the airport He is your uncle because, he used to live on your street and attend your church before he relocated.

He will give you a place to stay. Drop you off at the bus station and squeeze 200 dollars into hand from the small overtime pay he collects from his contractor job.

My niece is 2 today and a huge part of my life.

To celebrate world Isabella day, let me see if i can post all the times bella was living her best life. Bella the Photographer

I sent out a tweet and got this response from @Dinahs_food

Was skeptical about the offer cos I generally do not like free stuff. But decided to take it up We started a convo about menu options and what not.

I recently came across an app called "Trove" @trovefinance

Which allows you buy shares in American companies

So you from Nigeria, you can buy stocks in companies like Amazon, Tesla, Facebook and the likes.. The interface is so neat and very self explanatory

You can search for whatever stock or company you are interested in

And invest in it.

As well as track its progress.